The NFL’s approach to rules brings to mind Terry Pratchett’s Horseradish Sauce Hypothesis, which is as follows:

I’m just here so I won’t get disenfranchised.

Somebody tell Drew Bledsoe that if he wants to use a pseudonym, it’s more effective to make up a last name, too.

He pimps UGGs. That is more than enough for me to hate anybody.

The story doesn’t end with Laimbeer punching him in the face? I don’t believe it...

The headline should be:

I admire Trump and his team’s ability to successfully push the narrative that supporting Trump = supporting America. It is so far removed from reality that having to explain it to someone is almost more trouble than it is worth. 

“Which bone is most likely to be infected with racism? Femur? Rib? Have medical professionals ever confirmed the existence of a racist bone?”

7 Year old Travis Scott: Man, I wish I could play the Super Bowl halftime show one day. That’d be insane!
*Monkey’s paw retracts one finger*

This honestly would be a smart move for both teams, and so will never, ever happen. 

I bet his birth certificate actually says "Freddie".

It’s the Browns. He’ll be Freddie Basements soon enough.

Freddie Kitchens has to be someone Tomsula’s knife-fought over a dented can of expired pearl onions at some point in history.

It’s a testament to the civility of Northwestern fans that she hasn’t been stuffed into a trashcan. 

Shut the fuck up.

How’s he going keep getting to 7-9 if he doesn’t get to play the Jets twice a year?

Apologies for the repost if Deadspins already covered this:

The real question, of course, is: who are the GLORY BOYS who walked right past that gorgeous bitty girl with her fist out, granting them elite sportsbaby luck, with nary a backward glance? For shame.

“Four of them didn’t even have to interview, just show up and sign the contract.”

if the Falcons don’t start calling their o-line the Sweathogs after welcoming back Koetter I will, like their fans, be disappointed