Upon further investigation, I think Stone is actually Lippy, Zippy’s diametrically opposed twin brother.

As soon as I saw this I thought “Zippy the Pinhead.” It’s uncanny.

I took this personal. Then I figured out that I'm an idiot named Gabriel.... 

Fuck, only a knee down on review. Pretty sure that knee is enough. 

Also, the rule was changed to favor the striker. Fighters were utilizing “points of contact with the mat” to get out of trouble or incite an illegal strike call from the ref.

I believe this is a recently changed rule. The criteria of a downed opponent was altered in the unified rules. Not all commissions are operating under the new stipulations.

A Boilermaker ain't nuthin' to fuck with. 

Ooh, plot twist. Karl is a Drew, but not the Drew we all think he is. I like it. 

Didn’t know you spelled it with a K.

I was gonna go with the hyoid bone. It’s function is to anchor the tongue. When the hyoid is racist, the tongue will wag uncontrollably and occasionally loll about hanging from the mouth. A hyoid that is inflamed with racism can also cause a reddening of the neck area.

I feel like TCM2 starring Dennis Hopper is what inspired Zombie’s Firefly films.

Same. The title grabbed me, the cast confused me, and the trailer blew me away. I will definitely see this, but the reason I will watch changed twice in that time frame. This has replaced Godzilla: King of the Monsters on top of my must see list. 

Do we though? I’ll just leave this here :

Except Kingsbury is on record saying he would take Murray #1. He absolutely loves him. Rosen is still considered a potential franchise qb and that is worth a top 10 pick, especially considering the other qb’s in the draft. It’s not only possible, it’s likely.

Teams at 6,7, and 9 need a qb. They draft Murray at 1 and trade Rosen for a second top 10 draft pick. 

I think the Cardinals will draft him number one, but will trade Rosen to the Giants for number six.

This reminds me of the Nickelback Vs. Pickle thing from back in the stone age that was 2010. The pickle had t-shirts for sale pretty quickly so I imagine the egg is already being monetised.

Mayfield’s signing bonus was $21 million. His rookie contract is $38 million. That is a ton more than he would make in baseball over the first 4 years. A shit ton.

Thank you for your service. 

I see your old, and raise you with this old: