Time for Mike to pack his khahis. 

Won't the use of props get you a 15 yard penalty? 

Follow the money. Hue was paid more for Sunday’s game by Cleveland than Cincinnati. Who’s he really working for?

Well, this is 6 years ago, and they blamed it on NyQuil... but yeah.

Im going to assume you've been there done that. 

It's not important. It's a car. 

Absolutely.

This is so fucking depressing. Doing my ballot right now. Can I  write Perot in for everything? 

Bud Light is garbage. I'd throw it back too. 

Any trophy that can't handle a beer can is a shitty trophy. Give me Lord Stanley's Cup all day. It's like the holy grail had a lovechild with Pandora's box and named it Alex. 

Meh, I’ve watched a lot of MMA in the last couple decades. Seen some brutal stuff. Guys growing whole heads off their heads, cuts that look like vaginas, ears exploding, broken legs flopping around... and Sakaraba after the Arona fight.

I’m in the screenprinting business, and have been for nearly 30 years. I have an endless supply of free shirts and hoodies. Of course that’s what I’m wearing.

It is available on TubiTV. Been watching it lately. 

It's the top of a submerged Borg Cube. Prepare to be assimilated. 

Don't forget the classic Corvette Summer. 

Before the Seahawks vs. Raiders last week the anthem was televised. Why do it for a game in London? 

My old high school team is also called the Scarlet Knights. Just looked them up and they are 6-2 this year. Rutgers should have to play them with the winner finishing the college schedule. My money is on Morris Hills Regional HS. 

Step one: Fill up the hand.

I have the first 30 episodes on DVD, bought a box set a decade or so ago. Been a while since I broke them out, but I remember laughing about how potentially disturbing some scenes are. Holly tied to a giant carrot by Cha-Ka's kin comes to mind. They sure look like they are going to run a train on her before she gets…