This is so fucking depressing. Doing my ballot right now. Can I  write Perot in for everything? 

Bud Light is garbage. I'd throw it back too. 

Any trophy that can't handle a beer can is a shitty trophy. Give me Lord Stanley's Cup all day. It's like the holy grail had a lovechild with Pandora's box and named it Alex. 

Meh, I’ve watched a lot of MMA in the last couple decades. Seen some brutal stuff. Guys growing whole heads off their heads, cuts that look like vaginas, ears exploding, broken legs flopping around... and Sakaraba after the Arona fight.

I’m in the screenprinting business, and have been for nearly 30 years. I have an endless supply of free shirts and hoodies. Of course that’s what I’m wearing.

Before the Seahawks vs. Raiders last week the anthem was televised. Why do it for a game in London? 

My old high school team is also called the Scarlet Knights. Just looked them up and they are 6-2 this year. Rutgers should have to play them with the winner finishing the college schedule. My money is on Morris Hills Regional HS. 

Step one: Fill up the hand.

WWE was not getting my money and still won’t, but I agree that choosing to not support brands or companies you disagree with ideologically is a good thing. Maybe I’m not crippling Nestle, or Jimmy Johns, or Walmart but I'm also not supporting them. I don't get much say in how they do things, but I do get to say who…

Or, Fortnite is the video game adaption of the already existing film Battle Royale. 

4 games into this season, but 5 games into his career as a starter. 

It was clearly Mac from It's Always Sunny making the throw. We're just lucky Frank didn't shoot him in the knee. 

That maybe true for you but not all younger folks. I’m the old man at work, and some coworkers are less than half my age. We talked about the movie Airplane! for over an hour yesterday. Caddyshack, Meatballs, Animal House, Big Trouble in Little China... many more. They’re fine with older comedies if they’re funny.…

Sad day for famous dicks. One's a grey flaccid thing, and the other belongs to the President. 

They were also in the finals the next year which is the only time the cup was never awarded. An influenza outbreak cancelled the series. Ladies and gentlemen, your Seattle Flu. 

If you are going with a salmon based name, Chinook is the one you want. They are bigger, faster, and stronger than Sockeye. Truly the King Salmon. 

Was discussing this at work the other day. Metropolitans would make historical sense, I suggested The Krakens. I also like the Seattle Influenza for historical reference. 

Point of Order: Brady could not receive. Couldn't complete implies he was a passer, and he was not. Your headline is bad and you should feel bad. 

Equal parts catsup and coke is a passable BBQ sauce. If you spice it up a bit, it’s downright good.