Rattlesnakes in the sand traps...

Just doing a half assed job of being an internet smartass. Thought the alligator part gave that away. Not a golfer myself but can appreciate a good shot.

So neither of you actually saw the ball hit the green and go in the hole. It’s possible the golfers ahead of you, likely also drinking, forgot to remove their ball from the hole and your’s was actually in the pond or eaten by an alligator.

Also it appears we are having trouble with parsing our Marvins. Feeling punchier than Haglar.

Click the link, he did a good thing with his money. He was damned good at bagging groceries too. If not the best bagger, definitely the tallest.

I somehow confused Marvin Jones Jr. with Marvin Williams Jr. The latter used to bag my groceries, and recently made this happen in our hometown. Thought we were getting a bakery as icing on the cake.

Hoh old is Roth? I might have a bunch of cards laying around older than he is, if I send them in we’d get to see him have to chew all the gum.

What about hovercraft? They don’t fly high, but are technically flying, right?

My first thought was “Screw the Mustang, someone save Artoo!” Knew somebody here would be on it, well done.

i feel like it should be a minor. Am I the only one enjoying this? He found a way to get under an opponent’s skin without fighting. It’s ridiculous and fun. They have to make new rules. With the amount of blood, sweat, and tears that already go into a hockey game, I don’t see this as egregious in any way.

I will be 49 this year. Still working hard. This guy played a game for a living and he can’t even do that now? I’ll definitely die working. It’s what real men do. Plus, it’s such a dick move to make your coworkers deal with your corpse, no way I’m passing that up.

Even a run stuffer should accidentally fall on the QB at least once in 5 years.

I didn’t eat the tape, but for fun looked up the stats. 5 years, 20 tackles, zero sacks. It’s almost like he’s a backup QB equivalent at DT, if there is such a thing. Does he get a clipboard?

They ate the tape.

Dark horse entry:

I can’t unsee it!

Impressive athlete, but line him up across from Vita Vea and he’s getting trucked.

The increased cost of housing in Seattle and King County is having a trickle down effect. Much of the low cost housing here in Kitsap County is going or gone. With a ferry to Seattle, Bremerton and Kitsap in general has seen rent and property values increase dramatically. Many former low income apartment complexes…

I am across the pond in Bremerton, but as someone in the area I share in loving this. Hoping other cities, including mine, follow suit.

Needs to work on his pillaging to become a three tool player.