Oh boy. You're one of those "status quo forevaaa!!!" types of comics fans, aren't you.

Definitely the vaults. Just the idea of cracking open these living spaces that have been isolated for so long, you just expect madness around every corner. And then, of course, you find madness. "Gaaaaary!"

A roast chicken with a chef's hat.

Silent Hill 2 got an HD remake so it sort of still counts? I must admit I only ever played the first and third in the series, so it's a bit of a blindspot for me. I really should fix that.

So, Gameologerinos, what are your favourite survival horror games of the last gen? The last couple of Resident Evils have been pretty underwhelming, so who's been the king of the (bloody) heap (of entrails)? I just bought Siren: Blood Curse but am yet to start playing. It looks pretty good though.

it looks good on your body

Yeah, I feel kinda bad about about all the cheap laughs everyone's having (O'Neal included) in a story about the guy's actual ongoing problems with alcoholism. I hope he gets the help he needs.

There are no centaurs in Buffy… You've made a huge mythtake.

I liked it a lot at the time, but a recent rewatch made me reconsider my enthusiasm, to be honest. I guess it's still okay though? Some good lines ("Why do you want to shoot squirrels?" "Because they're gay.") a few good gross-out scenes, the pancakes kid, the ridiculous deer incident.

Yeah, Morgana O'Reilly's pissed-off scowl is the movie's best selling point. She is incredibly charismatic in the lead, and seeing her clash with various authority figures (her mother, the case worker, the therapist etc) as well as the paranormal goings on is a lot of fun.

Gawd, I can't stand people gloating about how they "called" the return of whatever dead superhero character. "They brought back Peter Parker. I knew it!" Wow, looks like all those years of reading Detective Comics really paid off, Sherlock.

I read X'ed Out by Charles Burns, which is a great, weird dream sequence/teen romance/Tintin adventure. I love how Burns's style changes up between real life and dreams, and the Tintin parallels are very groovy. The colours are amazing, too.

Albert as robot Wolverine and Cyber as uh… evil cyborg Wolverine no. 2?

Yeah, let's talk about people commenting on things like experts when they obviously have only a passing familiarity with the subjects at hand.

The great thing about this comment is it's not going to offend any blind people.

Now now, don't get teste.

Oh boy. Were last week's pointless arguments started and/or exacerbated by you as well?

She was pretty memorable in Spider-man: Blue, by Loeb and Sale. Those two really are (were? I feel like Joeb's poisoned the well a bit by now) a rock solid creative team.

Never heard of Caliban before but it sounds pretty intriguing. What do you rate it on the Ennis-O-Meter of violence and sodomy?

I really liked it. It's not just your standard fantasy gags, the dialogue is super funny and the characters have very strong and likeable personalities from the get-go. Plus I'm a big fan of the Four Daves.