Right? What a weird take, to pity a successful millionaire for feeling good about her work. 

Ah yes, the classic “Tracy Morgan got hit by a truck” joke, I believe it sprung up in the Renaissance

How so? That age old set up where a Walmart truck nearly kills you? 

You do know that Tracy was seriously injured when his car was hit by a truck, right? Old joke? 

I don’t think Tracy Morgan was hit by a truck IRL before your dad was born. 

So there are a lot of comics who got $90 million in a personal injury settlement from a traffic accident that killed their friend and nearly killed them, then tell the same joke about it?

Man I hope you don’t still feel bad about this. :( You were a kid, and it sounds like you did a better job than 99% of 11-year-olds would do! Your mom either has/had some Unresolved Issues (maybe the hat and scarf reminded her of a horrible incident from her own childhood?) ... or she’s just a fucking asshole. Either…

whu?

Wow. Judgemental much? You weren’t there, she could have been being watched, abused, held against her will. We may get more details, but, in any case, even if there are questions, could we at least not call her nasty for receiving abuse? 

I AM BORED AND AGITATED AND YOU ARE PAID TO LISTEN TO ME

It’s hard to pick a favourite part but I think it’s when Kellyanne says something along the lines of I’ve known your editor since before you were born. And then a minute later says Who’s your editor?

I answer my office’s mainline, and my least favorite caller—the one that makes my blood boil as soon as I realize it—is the caller who talks and talks and talks without letting you get in a word otherwise. Just earlier this week, I received a call from an upset person and they literally ranted for five minutes, only…

That transcript is BANANAS.  I’d love to know if Kelly telephones every reporter who writes a story about her that she doesn’t like.

Depp has an insane fanbase. It’s the same with Michael Jackson. Both fandoms spam any post on Twitter that’s critical of them. I wonder if they’re being paid off?

Everyone I’ve ever spoken to about Fantastic Beasts was amazingly disappointed that Colin Farrell turned into Johnny Depp. No one likes Johnny Depp in the role, especially since we’re supposed to believe Jude Law’s character has a thing for Johnny Depp’s character.

Considering Depp’s entire argument can be summed up as “I know you are, but what am I?” I’m not surprised this is blowing up in his face.

Omg, you’re so dramatic. I said that because talking about personal experiences of domestic abuse is hard. Lord knows why you have an incel hard on for me rather than empathy about a serious issue. I’m going to stop arguing with a 12 yr old now so peace

I think part of the pattern too has to do with control. Shitty men date women 20 years younger than them because they need to be in control, and similarly aged women are less likely to take their bullshit, but younger women don’t always have the life experience to see through that shit until they’re in a relationship…

Generally, I tend to believe the guy when it comes to these tales

I love that *this* is what you think about and care about when you just read a commentor’s story of abuse of her and her friend.