I think every cast needs at least one or two normal/likable people, just to give some contrast to the absolute insanity around them. My fav reality stars in every show are always the least dramatic people, but they show needs the crazies to keep going. I don’t think this cast is short on crazies.

My impression of Mormon porn is that it doesn’t feature women who are dressed in the proper Mormon way. Kim’s barely-there bikini photos are probably perfect for those bubbles.

Yeah, Kim is no dummy. She definitely has a heart and clearly loves the man, but she will nope out of that marriage if she needs to.

Jared, I love your complete inability to express emotion or feel physical pain.

He sounds like a well adjusted person.

George was all ready to bend over for Trump, then he didn’t get a position in the Trump administration like he wanted. That’s when he flipped and suddenly became a never-Trump Republican. The man has no morals. He might be better at hiding his Devil’s horns behind his cool demeanor, but him and his wife are just…

The two of them are both trash and they deserve each other. George Conway is paving a path for them to stay employed by the RNC after the Trumpster fire is put out.

Kellyanne was just calling this reporter because she wanted to scream at someone and feel better about herself. That’s why those people call.

I think the entire Kardashian fam knows that you just have to ride it out with Kanye. He also said that he’s running for president, that he is moving to Chicago, moving to Wyoming...the man doesn’t exactly have the best follow through. He did start a church though, so he is capable of making things happen. Even though…

Looking forward to Kim ignoring the shit out of that situation.

IT’S FAYSHUN. And no, it’s not. Kanye doesn’t really play around with that kind of pink. His aesthetic is more post-apocalyptic neutrals.

I mean, duh. Kanye had (has?) a porn addiction. He had tons of pre-marital sex. HE HAD A BABY WITH KIM BEFORE THEY GOT MARRIED. It’s all well and good for him to change his mind after the fact. But he is going to be pikachu surprise faced when nobody is buying what he’s selling. He’s already confused about why his hot…

Yup, he’s straight up mentally ill. The people I’ve known who are bi-polar go through phases where they decide they don’t want to take meds. Kanye has said that he gained weight on his meds and didn’t like that, which is honestly legit. He has to find the right meds for his mind and body, but I don’t know if he’s…

Women and PoC get the most shit for having big egos. Ego is a huge part of hip hop culture, and Kanye has taken it to a new level. It’s also something you could say about some of the greatest artists. Of course ego can be a terrible thing. Kanye’s ego fuels some of his most amazing music and fashion, and it will also…

Kanye and Kim can have sex under his guidelines, they are married. How convenient for Kanye.

I love Harry Potter, and yet I have not seen Fantastic Beasts since I heard Depp was involved. I want to see these movies, I just know I won’t enjoy seeing Depp in them.

I think grief is a much scarier monster than anything in horror films. I still see grief and fear of motherhood as being the real monsters in Hereditary, but I do enjoy the supernatural elements as well.

YES, the ending really made me go “WAIT...WHAT?!???!!” and start it over again immediately. Hereditary is a film that gets better on repeat.

My dog can’t stand most golden retrievers—they will back her into a corner and try to force her to be friends, and she hates it. They don’t listen to her loud cues, like growling or barking or snapping, they just keep coming. Golden doodles seem to be even more intense. My dog just wants to be left alone, or to…

If I’m ordering a meal for delivery I’m usually already in a desperate state of affairs. If it is late or screwed up I really rage out. I rage at nobody in particular, I have never called to tell them they messed up. Another reason it sucks is because you can’t fix it. If my order gets messed up at the restaurant I…