Roseanne doesn’t know how to shut up. That made her a great TV character, and also a terrible human. I hope we can all just ignore her soon.

I was hanging out with friend and her husband recently, and she kept her last name. We were with some of their friends, and they introduced her to some new people as “First-name Husband’s-last-name” and she quickly corrected them, saying that she kept her last name. They kept on screwing it up, I assume intentionally.…

Because Fox has nothing to replace it with? ???

I do outreach in rural areas, and when I go on local news and give my spiel, older folks definitely see it and will mention it to me. I’ve never seen myself on TV because I don’t own one, and even if I did I wouldn’t watch the local news. It’s just not my thing. But older, more conservative folks love that shit.

She might make it to Friday. Or “Fire-day” at the White House.

GOOP is perpetually high on the smell of her own farts. And she took a bite of Beyonce because she was fucking hungry, having subsisted on a diet of organic clouds and jade enemas since the 1990s.

GOOP is perpetually high on the smell of her own farts. And she took a bite of Beyonce because she was fucking hungry, having subsisted on a diet of organic clouds and jade enemas since the 1990s.

Yeah, I have so much respect for the way she responded to the situation.

She is an attractive person already, but she looks incredible here. Is it the expression? It looks like we are in the middle of a conversation and she’s tryna crack me up. I love this cover.

“We will pay you to perform, but you can’t do your regular routine.” Then...hire a different comedian? Did you want him to bomb?

I don’t know these people personally. I think their extended family had tried to get DCS involved, but they live in remote Alaska. I think they did bring one kid to a therapist when she begged to see one. It sounds like a messed up situation all around.

I think ascribing any philosophy to her lack of teaching is giving her too much credit. I don’t think she’s actually doing anything with her kids in terms of homeschooling. I’m pretty sure that Will and Jada Smith do some “unschooling” with Willow and Jaden, but the Smith kids appear to at least be doing some reading…

I’ve met homeschooled kids are are doing amazing, but I have met others who are not doing well at all. I know a woman through a friend who is “homeschooling” her kids, but she’s really not doing anything. She sits on Facebook all day and posts about how much she loves Trump, anti-abortion nonsense, and tries to…

Or homeschooling. Don’t forget that great option.

Even in that episode, they asked the girl who was going to a private school on Devos’ dime what should be done, and she thought that public schools need more resources. Like...COME ON. Of course that one kid you helped is doing well, what about all the others? Devos is the fucking worst.

It’s all a case of the Cosby doth protest too much. Same thing with Pence and his homophobia and over the top conservative image. That guy is having gay orgies in a dungeon on a weekly basis.

I feel like she’s done the work to mostly move past that situation. It’s still on my mind when I see her though. The way you act when you’re drunk is very revealing.

Some of the worst Trump trolls on twitter are white, gay men. Now that they have marginal acceptance in conservative circles they are taking their advantage and stomping all over people further down the ladder.

He is so goddam attractive, I wouldn’t know what to do with myself if I ever met him. Like waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa he is so good looking. I don’t know if anything is going on between them, but I can see that they at least have chemistry as friends, and if I were her I couldn’t help but flirt at least a little. He…

I don’t know how you escaped it when it came out. I ONLY saw it twice in the theater. I feel like an anomaly because I didn’t watch it 10 times. I have a friend whose dad watches it EVERY MONTH and cries every time. It’s his favorite movie, obviously. He is a sensitive soul.