Very late to the party, but I got a Daydream over the weekend, mostly for the purposes of showing my grandparents some photos from my backpacking trips. I saw V-VR as a top app in the Google Play Store, and decided to give it a try. I was immediately hooked. I played it through in one sitting, minus a few breaks…

That is precisely the platform Obama ran on in 2008. Of course the Dems will do this. It is very hard for an incumbent party to keep the WH after 2 consecutive terms, and the opposing party always takes advantage of that. I just can’t believe that people vote solely on the platform of “change”, seemingly without…

Do NOT forget the Lindsay Lohan documentary series that Lindsay refused to show up for. It was like, 5 glorious episodes of her refusing to get out of bed and blaming everyone else for her problems.

I “joke” with Trump humpers on Twitter that I’m getting rich of my Soros checks, and they totally believe me. I always make sure to let them know that I’m not being serious, because I’m sure they would use it as evidence that they found an actual Soros-paid protester.

Pod Save America did an interview with someone who did focus groups with Obama-Trump voters, and they just like “change”. They don’t care who it is, they just want something different. A new party, an out of left field candidate. Doesn’t matter what the policies are. This makes me...upset. Upset enough to smash…

This reminds me of Joanna Jozwik’s comments about how she really earned the silver medal in her race because she was the “second white”. Like, WHAT?!

Seeing as how her dad helped her locate said shed, she probably doesn’t have the best mentors.

Why did she think writing that stuff was a good idea? “Oh, this will make me seem super likeable and not crazy or racist.” Who...who told her this was a good idea? This woman was barely on my radar and now I hate her.

Once she got the HBO contract, I’m sure she had more money to spend on personal training and things like that. Hell, if I had the money I would do the same thing. Especially knowing that I would have sex scenes. At least we have Kelly, nah? Although we never get to see Kelly getting down and dirty, and we KNOW that…

Did anyone notice Issa’s styling and hair getting better over the two seasons? I get that their budget probably increased, but Issa’s budget on the show was decreasing. Did that bother anyone else?

It’s times like these that I wish Al Franken would take off his senator hat for a moment and just lay into Cruz like the genius political satirist he is. Fuck. Ted. Cruz.

I had an afternoon to kill with a friend, and it’s a long story, but we both had a weird interest in the Twilight series. Mostly in a “OMFG this is so terrible for young women” type way. So we saw it maybe a month after its release, and I think the other 20 people in the room were in the same boat as us. Everybody…

Meanwhile, in the beauty guru corner of YouTube, YouTuber Kathleen Lights was caught dropping the N word on SnapChat while playing a video game as well. This was captured and published by another beauty guru YouTuber, so she’s being pulled into the madness as well. Again, plenty of people are defending Kathleen…

Gimlet Media has some bangers. Reply All, Sampler, Startup, Heavyweight, and Homecoming are amongst my favorites.

Unrelated, but her makeup here is so bomb. Sultry eyes with the glossy like is like ugherklrjfnsdfahw8450234 so good. I also really like that dress on her, although I would usually say something like that is a mess. It’s such a nice departure from her usual Dior princess shit. J Law always looks better in slinky…

Oscar voters love that shit. Almost died while filming? Became real-life anorexic to play an anorexic character? YUSSSSS. It’s gross and weird. I really enjoy subtle performances. Oscar voters love the IN YOUR FACE DRAMA.

It’s hard for me to tell with Kanye. Like, he could be genuinely out of it, isolated in a studio spinning some new tracks. Or he could be getting ready to slam her in typical, crazy Kanye fashion.

I keep trying to remember how the song goes, and I just can’t.

Eh. I liked seeing his butt. It’s a nice butt.

NO I’D RATHER READ A STATUE