Starred for “turbo camel toe”.

Best wishes for 2017, have a fantastic night ;)

I know what the triggers are, so I stay away. I also had gallstones and when I had my gallbladder removed, I thought I was healed. *insert shrug here* And it was like being impaled by a lightsaber. :D

This guy has been in the local Seattle news for a while now. Predators like this are why statute of limitations should be lifted on sex crimes, because they sure don’t seem to really exist for other crimes. It’s almost like folks don’t want women having the ability to prosecute their attackers.

Good thing he’s not in college. Those consumer protection violations might get him kicked out!

can you just let us have this tiny jot of cuteness in a morass of 2016 suckitude, jfc

This is so good. And mirrors so much of what I feel. Hopeless and angry and just so fucking full of rage at the class of men that I don’t know what to do with myself.

HE doesn’t have those fantasies, he’s just fighting the good fight for incest and feminism. Someone has to tell all these women how to feminist, we can only thank Jesus and Tyga for presenting us with this learning opportunity.

Slippery slope is a logical fallacy you illogical phallacy

What? It’s two siblings engaged in the same sex-act. How is that not incest? (Not even going to touch your bizarre MRA-ish comment...)

Men have a weird way of twisting “feminism” to suit their boners.

It seems to escape some people (male) that sisters/twins in a threesome is incest. So totally NOT hot for them or most of the known world (female). Guys are simply disgusting.

If there is an after life, I like to think Carrie is chiding her mother saying “Jesus, could you not even give me 24 hours before you stole my limelight?!”

When I think about Arianna Grande I usually roll my eyes and think about her licking donuts.

You don’t always have to “well actually” on every comment. My grandparents both were in poor health when they passed. It was unsurprising, but that didn’t lessen the pain. I know you think blaming 2016 is dumb. But sometimes it’s nice to have something you can say “fuck you” too. I think possibly the only one that…

She is really close to her dad and his his husband, Bruce Bozzi.

I stole this from someone else, but it’s so fitting for how I feel:

What about kids of parents that just really hate each other but are still married?

Someday, after I become ridiculously wealthy and successful, I will throw a fabulous annual holiday party called Fifth Christmas and only children whose parents are divorced will be allowed to come. And we will drink and be merry and bitch about our parents.