It’s a strange thing to mourn someone you don’t know. Carrie’s death, like Robin Williams’, has really hit me. She was such a warm, whip smart, bad ass woman and she wasn’t here long enough. She seemed to have such a lovely relationship with her daughter, Billie and my heart breaks for her. I hope it’s some vague…

ROSE: I don’t understand addiction.

Cant wait for him to blame it on Hillary, her emails and Obama.

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My worst nightmare is being the sort of women whose bloated husband visits one of these places on the reg. And not even being allowed to get annoyed when he wastes hundreds of dollars tipping some 18-yr old he clearly wants to bone. Just supposed to pretend like nothing bothers me. La la la guess I’ll take all this…

“When you’re tired of turkey sandwiches, we’ll be here.”

I’m not crying!

Carrie Fisher didn’t give a fuck and did what she wanted. I admire that.

And she died drowned in moonlight...strangled by her own bra.

After 360 days of killing beloved artists and notable celebrities, 2016 is getting ready to kill everyone left living.

2016 is truly showing us what a massive, gigantic cunt it was. Right up to its bitter end.

Oh good the old bait and switch.

Without Planned Parenthood, I would not have had access to Plan B after a sexual assault in college. I would not have had access to birth control in my 20s. I would almost certainly have a different life than the one I have chosen.

I love a practical gift! Tonight I got a tool that checks your tire pressure AND will cut through your seatbelt if you’re trapped in your car!

No, wait. You’re brilliant. I could totally do that....

I am completely behind food gifts. Nobody needs more stuff, so give consumables! This year I made charitable donations for my long distance fambly.

I’ve spent today panic buying food to give as presents because I’m not feeling the festive inspiration

When they got too short to fit around his fat neck.

There’s nothing better than being an educated woman and being mansplained to because you dare to have more than one interest (fashion, politics)! Can’t possibly be both, I guess! And the kicker? If a woman looks terrible, they’ll tell her to brush up on her fashion. Fuck these men.