In logistics, one of your most basic things to cover is demand planning. United knew their schedule, they had their routes planned. They have years of data for them to use to forecast how full they expect each flight to be. They use that bloody data to work out when to schedule their flights, it’s hardly like they…

My 78 month old. He’s currently scented with the light aroma of fox shit.

Ahoy hoy Jezzies!

This is the sort of thing that makes me proud to be British.

Thank you, these past five years I’ve got to feeling like I’m stuck in a telenovela or something. I just want to get back to my nice, quiet existence, it’s not much to ask for!!

Well I kind of don’t want any further involvement with anything to do with him, so would rather just disappear off the map until it’s blown over. The local rag relies a lot on social media posts for pictures of people, so the best approach to prevent being pictured is to not have any images available during the time…

Hey Jezzies! So this weekend I’ve been at my sister’s, where we made Scottish tablet (a grainy type of fudge) with a nice lump of premier cru gange in. I’m seeing if I can lower the amount of oxycodone I have to take to get through the day by use of a bit of green. Trouble is, it’s *very* nice (even though I forgot…

These past few weeks I’ve been coaching a colleague’s wife through her English Language and Literature GCSEs (the school-leaver exams taken when you’re 16 in the UK, she dropped out first time round and is trying again now she’s in her 30's), she’s gone from a forecast E to a B. Obviously, she’s the one who’s doing…

If that’s how far he’s got just at the beginning of discussing fantasies and kink, I’d hate to see what he’d come out with once he’s warmed up and free flowing with what he *really* thinks. YMMV, but I’d be totally uncomfortable knowing a guy had such poor judgement of what’s appropriate here - such a basic boundary…

We should make capes A Thing this year, not just for weddings either - proper floor length one for maximum drama.

I am 100% in love with that jumpsuit. She has a cape, for god’s sake. A CAPE.

Things like “adrenal fatigue” are what made me fall out with the Spoon Theory. It’s​ great to have a way of explaining to able bodied people why you have to pace yourself and often have to choose between what tasks you can take each day, but the whole fucking “Spoonie” culture that’s sprung up around it has attracted…

Thank you! It’s nice to now know I can start making decisions without constantly having to factor in variables dependent on what’s happening with hospital treatments! 

Yay!!! So glad your boob is behaving itself!! Congratulations! <3

Hey Jezzies!

Charlie Hunnam might a bit wrong in how he remembers the scare education - all the education I, a northern Brit got about the dangers of poo was toxoplasmosis and all about cats carrying it, which is why we were taught to never play in an outdoor sandpit because they’re one giant kitty litter tray.

The thing that shocks me as a Brit is how high the doses of oxycodone Americans are being prescribed are - well, what’s being reported in the news over here, as the American oxy “epidemic” has reached our news.

My sister gave me what can only be described as a vulva shaped loom (OK, you could call it elliptical, but I’m all about celebrating the vulva) - like a sock loom (below) but larger - if you can find something like that, you might find it easier than those needles that are connected with fishing wire at the bottom…

Si! Si! Si! *aplaudir*

My first thought as well. So, it’s either what happened, or we’re all sick fucks.