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YES!!!! This is the very core of special songs for special dogs! You’re singing about his spindly-ness, and that he’s a dog! Do you happen to lie him on his back between your knees and pump his legs up and down whilst you’re singing it? Asking for scientific purposes!

Thank you!

<3 Big dog love! I call mine a travel dog, because whilst he's tall, he folds up small (whippet / GSD cross) - still has his big dog swagger going on.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww I’m sorry your boy is gone, that’s heartbreaking. I bet he really was the king of corgis as well - and corgis are VERY regal. I’m a sighthound girl, but corgis definitely are worthy of mention because they’re just so... I don’t know how to put it, but I want to tickle their feet and the such.

Ah, I bet she looks up at you all adoringly!

You have no idea how filthy the laugh I came out with then was. But please, be assured it was filtherous. Bravo! 

Hola Jezzies!

Yeah, when I’ve had seizures in public, it takes a couple of hours for what happened to sink in, and then I’m mortified.

I’m 5'10 and find my legs strained out of my hip sockets (it’s an EDS thing) when the seat in front reclines - it might be because I have a 34" inside leg. But 5'10 is the height of the average British male (I’m a chick, but even then surely the average height of half of the population should be accommodated for), it

We totally need a “evil celebrity dad-a-like” Pissing Contest.

It *does* have a cute smile!

Thank you!

THAT IS TOTALLY WHAT I WILL BE LOOKING LIKE IN THE RADIOACTIVE ROOM! TOTALLY!!!!

Thank you, I will take care! I’m to be treated by one of the UK’s major research hospitals, so if any metastasis appears I might be lucky enough to be one of the first to benefit from such breakthroughs. I’ve already been advised that I might be asked to take part in trials with a hint that it might be further

w00t!

Well I’m currently on levothyroxine between now and when the cancer hospital tells me I need to stop it in preparation for radioisotope treatment, but the levels aren’t right for me yet - I’ve now been on a three week, moderately heavy period, have limb & joint pain and having trouble sleeping. Little blip, and to be

I’ve friends spanning what would be generations, I love how the similarities occur when we’re discussing lives lived, but years apart. They’ve never felt like parent / child like relationships, but more like the friendships you have with friends when you don’t live in the same country as you - they’ll mention clubs,

I’ve just bought my first Birchbox. I am hoping they are not terrible and cater to people so white that they reflect the sun.

Hey kids!

I pretty much died at “hurry, Curtis, hurry”.