gruntfuttock
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Yeah, we’ve spent the past couple of months being told that remain voters are sore losers who just need to accept the outcome of a lawful referendum, only for them to strop when the government is made to follow the correct lawful process.

Posthumously is commonly used to mean “after the fact” over here probably because we refer to things as being “dead and buried””.

Holy fuck. Are any of them still in the country to sue the bejesus out of? I mean, them knowing and doing sweet FA surely could give you *some* opportunity to make the people responsible feel the heat a little?

I am so fucking sorry. This is a stark warning of what a for-profit medical system creates, ethics far too easily can go out the window when a doctor hears “kerching” every time a patient arrives.

I want to see the shit out of this, and NEED that pentagram rug. NEED.

One from the local rag:

I can imagine getting his spirit through a Ouija board... “Nobody haunts as well as I do. Nobody. I am the biggest and the best ghost there is. Absolutely YUUUUUUUGE. I scared *so* many little children. A very ghostly ghost”.

I’ve had a rough few years of late, it’s hard to pick out one specific week, especially since so much of the shitness is overlapping. I’ll give you a run-down, though. This turned out quite long, so feel free to skip to the end.

It’s not great, but I think knowing to pace yourself and manage expectations will be valuable mental health tools. We had a lot of people pouring a lot of energy into bargaining and denial when they would have benefited more from building a psychological pillow fort and waiting for things to settle down before

I used to get stress shits real bad until I was put on Oxycondone. Now I pass a weekly diamond that tears my arse up.

Being several months down that road post Brexit, I unfortunately have to warn you things are going to be rough for a while. Following the same trajectory as Leave voters, Trumpletons will most likely be sore winners with fragile egos who explode into nasty temper tantrums every time another negative by-product of

£10 says that this is because he thinks either he then will be above the law, a judge will be too intimidated to find him guilty, or that he can change the law posthumously to make the whole scam legal.

So, people do precisely what he told his supporters to do should Clinton win, and it’s unfair? I’m sure someone winning an election with less votes than the loser is perfectly fair as well. Dickhead.

I’d figured that there would be a wave of racist activity similar to the one Britain “enjoyed” post Brexit (it’s still going on, but reported less), adding “but this one will also include sexism, homophobia and guns”, but hadn’t quite realised that the KKK would think it’s their opportunity to sweep into town on

Then again, it might be just his discomfort at having to suppress his natural urges to shout racist things at Obama and grab the pussy of the nearest 7+ woman.

YES! I was just saying this on another article - the photos showed the face of a man who is completely shitting himself because he’s in over his head and didn’t want the job in the first place anyway - just the media attention of running (plus he was too proud to back down once he’d said he was going to do it).

Looking at Trumpleton’s face in the photos here, he very much looks like a man who is shitting himself over a responsibility he didn’t really want or even think he’d get. Look at those glazed eyes and uncomfortable smiles. It’s a face of a man thinking “shit shit shit shit shit shit shit

I’m also very confused by this whole “electoral college” thing, more people voted for Hillary, yet Trump wins because of it? How do more votes for Hillary translate into the electoral colleges voting for Trump?

Oh god, I’ve just spotted my lack of proofreading biting me on the arse there as well!

He’ll regret that wall once there’s no poor people left to exploit!