He only has tiny hands, I accept he can’t do more than one thing at a time. Plus, those tiny hands are usually full of the crotches of unwilling ladies.

I’ve not yet seen anyone else post it, so apologies if this one’s already come up...

Has he got any plan for something to protect the most needy in society once he repeals the ACA, or is shitting on Obama’s legacy mean more to him than the lives of peons?

I am so sorry you guys have to deal with this. I’m not even an American, and I feel like my heart has been cut out and like fear will forever be constantly looming, so can’t begin to imagine how awful this must be for all reasonably minded Americans.

I can imagine he’s going to be trying to shit all over democracy from the second his arse touches the chair behind the desk in the Whitehouse. Probably starting with banning elections and declaring himself dictator / king of America and reinstating slavery, except people of all colours will become his livestock.

I feel like Karma can’t give me any grief for wishing a heart attack on the guy, given how he intends to destroy the lives of so many in a multitude of ways.

Yep, sat closest to my perception of things. Also, Maple Smoked Cheddar on the chalkboard? Holy fuck, that sounds totally like sex to me. I would be ALL over Maple Smoked Cheddar.

I remember saying after she gave her speech about Trident that we’ll see her on a bank note some day. She actually *gets* it, and isn’t cowed into silence. She has the confidence of someone twenty years older who has already secured their position and isn’t afraid of harming her career by pissing off the wrong…

She’s ace, and with Mhairi Black I believe that the SNP have an excellent track record when it comes to the women that are key players in the party.

Yay thank you! *awards self a biscuit*

I can imagine them saying it, and then looking around for young, hip types to check if they’ve noticed and are impressed with their use of the word.

Their bizarre interpretation of the whole “freedom of speech” thing includes it only applying to them, hence they dissolve into rabid anger at anyone not expressing adulation for the sexually aggressive aircraft life vest wrapped around a mop that’s currently pretending it’s capable of running a country.

I actually LOVE drinking apple cider vinegar (especially with the mother still in it), I was quite upset when my ex’s mum threw away my last (very expensive) bottle of the stuff, declaring it to be “off” and having “funny stuff” in it. It also really eased the pain from my infected gallbladder (no stones, just…

I’m sure many of them are enthusiastic vapists.

We’re on out second female Prime Minister. The press is more obsessed with her shoes than they are her policies, and start articles with comments about her attire.

I know bicarbonate of soda mixed in water reduces the symptoms (even if it tastes like hell), I’m assuming something along those lines, and then praying and attaching leeches.

Ain’t nothing can stop Suzy B from voting.

Snap, I had this image that they open it to unleash her spirit so it can fly to the nearest voting booth and suck its ghostly teeth and shake its head / chains at Trump voters. Then vote.

I had this from my ex who tried to kill me as well, I nearly vomited when he turned up. He’d shut down his Facebook after his arrest, then created a new one when he’d lied his way out of trouble and obviously looked for me - I blocked him straight away. I have unblocked him since he killed himself, I looked just to…

I’m finding FB shows people who have searched your name in the “people you might know” as well as people who you have a lot of friends in common with - it’s pretty obvious when you have no friends, groups or pretty much anything in common with their accounts, but you do know the person. Facebook’s not psychic like…