My dad trashed my first car to “teach me a lesson” as he didn’t like the seats I bought and put in, (they were tiger print and awesome) or the 8-ball gear shift knob I fitted. He’d took my money off me and bought me the shittest car he could find (because girls aren’t allowed to buy their own cars), I dollied it up…

You. I fucking love you.

That feeling where your lungs catch with the sudden spike in adrenaline? I get that with things that hit too close to home as well, thinking of what a person must be dealing with definitely sets it off.

Even if she was scowling and had her arms crossed, it would be her prerogative. OK, it might not look polite, but at least she would be being honest about her feelings, something that is often is denied to women. We’re meant to be better than demanding that other women meekly smile all the time.

I genuinely cackled with that one, it’s gloriously adorable fear!

You’re so right, the way she’s expressed her anger at what’s being done whilst not backing down during such an onslaught is bloody admirable. It would be totally understandable if she cracked and dropped out of the public view to escape the harassment, so I’m in total awe of her strength and even more so that she…

Yes! If you present as female, I am beholden to be at war with you unless you can bump me up the Birkin waiting list or something. It’s just how women roll, you know? We can’t go round starting wars to vent our inner rage like guys do, so we just don’t smile enough and clap unenthusiastically at awards ceremonies as…

That would most certainly be a very good reason.

Oh bugger! The off the shoulder trend would have been hard enough to shop around, but anything with a corset built in is medieval torture!!! I hope you found something amazing for all the hassle you’ll have gone through!

I do wish that we lived in a world where being a violent twat was enough to end an actor’s career. I get that visceral scrunch of disgust whenever someone with a known track record of attacking others traipses down a red carpet that makes me feel disgusted that I may have somehow paid the jerk’s wages.

When I was a student, the worst we did was amass a huge collection of road signs and traffic cones. I’m unsure if that level of purility was because it was the 90s, or because we’re British and have a particularly muted sense of high jinx.

To be fair, that’s the sort of opportunity you can’t miss out on.

... Does that mean that like playing with my belly button too much, I will unravel and my butt will fall off? :D

Yes! The cannibal in question is Armin Meiwes.

OH MY GOD you have birthed a movement! People should throw frozen peaches at groups of offensive jerks claiming their right to “freeze peach” to vomit offensive shite at passers by. We’d only be giving them what they claim they want!

Ooh blimey! Good job I didn’t start plucking at it (figured it was “cooked” well enough under there anyway!!)!

FREEZE PEACH or something along those lines.

I bet the guys doing this think they’re *hilarious* and the students suffering their “pranks” have “no sense of humour”.

The way things have been reported over here (UK) is that many have *tried* to pledge allegiance to Da’esh before their crimes, but they weren’t necessarily accepted. There’s been instances where there’s been a flip-flopping over whether they are or are not accepting responsibility (as was reported at the time of the…