Shit, I’ve only just realised how tiny his pupils are in this picture.

They sound LUSH.

... and just like syphilis, I love to share!

Because what you really want to do is hold up a mirror to these weeping syphilitic cocksores and say “LOOK. Just LOOK at yourselves. YOU ARE THE POSTER CHILDREN OF INTOLERANCE AND HATE. You want the world to revolve around you AND ONLY YOU. Fuck anyone different to you, right? Only YOUR life matters. You bring no joy…

Your wife is a movie in the making! She should write a book about it, there seems to be enough twists in the tale in three paragraphs to promise an entertaining feature-length read.

Tiger: “I can haz Beiberburger?”

I have a friend who’s an NHS midwife, her training is on a par with a fully fledged doctor and she also deals with the social aspect of her patient’s care. We get one hell of a lot of bang for our buck from NHS midwives.

I’m wondering how much this is affected by the cost element - are people settling for dangerously substandard care because it’s all they can afford?

Brings this to mind:

I’ve always figured that should I be struck and find myself single breasted, I’d just totally rock the Amazon one-boobed warrior thing (I know that there’s dispute as to whether the removing a breast thing is true or not, I’m more thinking of the *idea* as a show of strength).

I think that’s kind of what she was trying to allude to - she said no and the guy didn’t care. She’s likely to be wanting to draw attention to it since he’s desensitising his daughter to a culture where someone saying no means “force me”, not a good message to be drilling into a child’s mind.

I’m going to print this out and stick it to the front of my refrigerator as diet inspiration.

I bet she’s eagerly sat by the phone awaiting an offer of the Catwoman role right now.

“I’ve this beautiful thing! From this beautiful animal! This beautiful animal that is dying out and is slaughtered wholesale, meaning that there will be no more beautiful thing! Eh, fuck it!”

Cripes, yep, fascinating and depressing. The current legislation is so easily exploited you have to wonder if the weak spots were intended at design.

I’m curiorus about the psycology behind why people are still buying illegal ivory knowing that they’re needlessly hastening the extinction of an amazing creature. The dwindling numbers of elephants is hardly a secret, and tusks have (as far as I know) no use beyond decorative. You can understand why the poachers do…

That lad sounds goddamn awesome.

Yeah, I was thinking that a surge of sexual assaults from people demanding “proof” of gender is going to occur.

He seems quite keen to speak to the guy. Maybe he’s lonely, or really would like to hang out with himself more.