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I think the connotations also depend very much on what your local laws may be - what your exposed to shapes your view. In the UK, where there’s a few loopholes but prostitution in its purest form is illegal. Women are probably likely to have images of trafficked prostitutes effectively enslaved and generally abused,

Ooh how fun the Canadian MRA pages must be right now, we should grab some popcorn and watch them self destruct with anger.

It’s a nightmarish topsy-turby, both ends a terrifying snarling beast with ill fitting dentures.

UK here as well, spiked once as far as I know - barely able to stand and puking after 2/3 of a pint of Carling is imposible if you’re over the age of 8, never mind a party girl with well defined drinking muscles. I think that it was most likely GBL, as although this was before roofies had blue dye put in them, I think

I’d rather develop a phobia of the things than suddenly find myself one of those clown fetishists. That is some seriously creepy shit. Bring on the fear!!!

I’m pretty certain that when she lifted her leg, you could see her vagina yawn.

Replace cat with dog and totally the same here. I also assume babies are riddled with disease - they always seem to be dribbling out of one orafice or another, and are perpetually sticky.

As for Cesar, he bullies dogs into a fragile state of “good behaviour” that only lasts as long as your dog fears you. The horrific and cruel way that I finally managed to calm my naughty lad with was to let him sleep in my bed with me (several exs of mine were most put out. Fuck ‘em). That was an over night

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My friend just sent me this in regards to this article - Holly the lab gives Milan a much earned biting.

Your vet needs a knighting.

I cringe whenever I spot it in the dog’s home food donation tub in the supermarket, the number of staffies there that are written up as surrendered for being “too boisterous” is literally 9 out of ten of the dogs in my local one - and apparently most of them chill out when their diet is changed. I don’t think less of

Sad, but true.

I have a colleague whose girlfriend is one of the striken, apparently hers started off as a bump behind her ear. My colleague has since started with a drippy nose, if it turns out he’s been Typhoid Mary and given us all a dose I’m going to have to dream up a suitably unpleasant revenge that doesn’t involve lacing his

He’s been on the Sky channels, whenever I am on talking terms with my parents they sing his praises and try to expose me to their hard drive full of The Dog Whisperer.

Yup, I know a dog trainer who says most of her work is unpicking the damage that man has caused.

I’d not seen the guy when someone told me to watch him, and then went on to advise a shock collar (my dog was a naughty puppy - mainly because he’s very clever, willful, and was mistreated by his previous owner, which means you need to be clear about what’s acceptable and bribe the shit out of him) he’d recommended.

They may attract a small number of “chill girls” who ignore the pain of their souls dying as they repeat their mantra of “I’m not like other girls, I can take a joke” to anyone who they think will be impressed by a girl shitting on other women. I guess.

I’m shocked, as far as I understand Other Dog is always the dog that looks exactly like your dog, only it lives in the mirror. Is this witchcraft?

Dog can come live with me. No dog should ever have to put up with such cruelty. My house is staunch socialist, so Dog can live comfortably and benefit from the therapy that my free healthcare will provide.

I came very close to losing my shit with a guy at work who barged into a conversation I was having with another colleague with a “she’s clearly lying, if he really did rape her she would have gone straight to the police”.