Most gyms I have been to are full of meatheads comparing protein farts. You have to marvel at some people’s dedication to getting laid.

The high hook up rate must be because they’ll take anyone who doesn’t roll their eyes when they start telling them about their love of cross-fit.

LOL if only, I wasn’t allowed to move from my normal oxycondone regime as the usual oral morphine would render my oxys useless, hospital would have been soooo much better if they still knocked me out like they used to!!

Ah, there may be common ground there, apparently my problem wasn’t stones either - for some reason my gallbladder was all scarred up and contracted into a gnarly little tube, which explained the atypical presentation of pain in the night rather than straight after food and not being hugely linked to heavy foods. I had…

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar was my favourite, but I shout “that’s Numberwang” preety much daily, when I can get away with it.

Ooh there’s one thing, I’ve regularly slept 14 - 16 hours each day since I got home, did you go through a similar phase?

Ah, that might be why I passed a Bristol 6 with a lot of oil in it once I’d shifted the diamond that inhabited my colon for most of the time I was in hospital, the hospital menu was quite greasy!

Hmm, now I established only one food that set me off, and that was ice cream. I think I need some alone time to say goodbye to an old friend. *sniff*

Laproscopic, but I only have 3 small holes (the lady in the bed next to me had four holes, but she’d been admitted from a different hospital who had bodged her op and left her with internal bleeding).

So I had my gallbladder removed on Monday, and despite being told I’d be fine to go home the same day, I ended up being kept in hospital until late Thursday.

I agree, she’s openly admitted that she was all kinds of fucked up at the time, it would have been a much more selfish act for her to have pushed that onto the kid as well.

It definately sharpens the mind as to how much of a gamble working with your spouse can be - split up, and someone has to lose everything.

This article seems to be the best - it’s from before David died, this the spin is different.

In the UK papers she was quoted as saying she knew she was a wreck, had no home to live in, no job as she had been managing David, and was battling alcoholism -she didn’t fight for custody as she had nothing to offer him.

For breakfast, no less!

THIS IS A THING OF BEAUTY AND SHOULD BE IN MY MOUTH.

Excellent, good work Randyman.

Is that pronounced peens or pen-es?

Ooh, and Sylvester Stallone, he and Arnie seem to be having an embarrassing difficulty in accepting their advancing years in a way that I feel bizarrely smug about.

100% of all incidences of gestational diabetes have been in pregnant people. People are advised to cut back on being pregnant to avoid developing this disorder.