I’ve had the best Christmas ever with my friends, we’ve eaten sausage stew, then all got naked and hung out starkers, watching the Queen’s speech and shooting the breeze.

Unfortunately in Britain, money buys “innocence” - I had the misfortune of seeing that first hand with my former abuser.

Please tell me that this one is yours!!

Please read this in your best David Attenborough voice.

Probably the usual victim blaming that those fuckwits come out with. If they hadn’t have been getting (or giving) an abortion, the guy wouldn’t have *had* to shoot them.

Pencil outline drawn over in marker pen then erased is still visible - methinks the kiddo was given a template drawing to start with.

Gems from my father:

It took me a long time to realise that what happened to me was rape - I put up with 30 days of rape from an ex after we split up and I had nowhere else to live.

A local judge was once quoted in the papers as referring to a criminal as an “enthusistic rapist”, can you imagine the thought process that went into deciding that “enthusiastic” was the best word to use? “Predatory? NAH. Diabolical? Double NAH. Enthusiastic? NAILED IT.”

That’s one hell of a saucy, smouldering grin on Mr Style’s face there.

Yup, give me a feminist with a puppy (that he’s amazing with) and I’d melt with desire.

I’ve seen a few documentaries, TV segments and news articles surrounding people facilitating a sex life for people with disabilities, covering all sorts of things such as specialist dating agencies and sexual surrogacy. I find that they’re generally pitched from the angle of how awful it is for people with…

Same here as well.

They look like Mattheson’s Fridge Raiders got drunk and had sex with some insulating foam, and this was the bastard progeny that resulted from it.

This is disgusting.

The more I’m hearing about the goings on at the Playboy Mansion, the more I’m convinced it’s not just Cosby who should be going to jail.

Excellent, I can use this as an example of men winning equal rights when butting heads attempting communication with MRAs.

Eh-hem, Kate is English. They’re not bangs, it’s a fringe.

Well, if a guy who fucked a dead pig’s head can go on to become the British Prime Minister, a goat blood drinking Nazi becoming a senator doesn’t seem too outlandish.

Parasitic butt worms that commonly infect humans. If you have had butt worms, you never forget having had butt worms.