I am so glad my parents do not over-share. My dad’s penis shall remain a mystery for another person on another day.

Rachel, sweetheart: you’re self-absorbed, you’re in love with the sound of your own voice, you steal things from black people and claim them as your own, and you tell black people what to think. I’d say QUITE A FEW things about being white describe who you are PERFECTLY. Shit, you sued Howard for reverse racism, which…

Shit happens when you forget to call.

SLOW MOTION CORGIS. CORGIS FLOLLOPING IN SLOW MOTION.

Ooh, I got one.

And that shows a lot of promise to me about what’s going down at Id right now. Because if they have enough respect for what made them successful in the first place to look at what’s popular with the original Doom’s modding scene and incorporate it into their new game, it shows me that they’re more interested in…

IT HAS GUNS.

I don’t really understand this level of cynicism about the game. The game looks great. The monster animations are fantastic and so is the gun/fireballs filling up the screen. It looks like they learned a lot from Rage.

What did you expect? It blew my socks off.

The problem is not that she’s a white person leading an NAACP chapter. The problem is that she’s a white person who seemingly lied about being black and then headed an NAACP chapter.