This is why I play games with a blanket over my head.

Why did they make a CG head? Couldn’t they have taken a photograph for, like, $50,000 less?

Maybe they’re trying to raise cataracts awareness. With the average age of a DOOM fan, raising cataracts awareness is important.

Had to recommend because it was at 299. 299 is a gross number vs 300.

It has the visuals of a Zach Snider movie, but better plotting than a Zach Snider movie. Approval.

Bite tennis ball of evil, bite tennis ball of evil, whatever lol @ u guys of evil.

I’ll probably get shit for this, but DOOM rocked mine socks. It was DOOM. Hopefully there isn’t even a story, because it’s DOOM! Blasting shit! Levels!

So it’s like Palomino Blackwing pencils, but chalk.

I think it looks fine. Fun, even. How does it look terrible?

George Carlin had a bit about that. Although I’ve never minded the term - it makes more sense if you read into stuff like safety analysis.

Normal people are people who do whatever you find uninteresting.

Same with “planetary nebula”. No planets, just a star ejecting its outermost layers. But that’s what people call it, because that’s what they call it.

This is a helpful reminder that inquisitorial eh should be rendered as “Eh?” and not “ehhh”.

Mentions of the despicable Star Wars prequels, but no mention of Lord Summerisle from the 1973 Wicker Man?

-Principle passes failing students if they do well in quidditch.

So did the artist label the second panel “flood” because he wasn’t confident enough in his own abilities to render a flood recognizably? Or was it because he assumed everyone was too thick to figure it out?

SK is one if the United State’s closest allies. The current prime minister of SK and Barack Obama are extremely close. There is no way, under any political climate for the foreseeable future, that we would allow NK to attack SK without providing ample military support. Literally no American alive would be against…

The winter is long, dark, cold, and sad. Why people want to bring in a little bit of it into the SEASONS OF LIFE is beyond me.