Great... now I'm in the mood to eat tiny penises for breakfast.

If every porkchop were perfect, we wouldn't have hotdogs!

I'd contend that StreetPass features don't necessarily fall flat. If you're interested in it, you'll find ways to get tags. If I go out to a Mall or something, I can usually get a couple of tags. Granted, I don't really go to a Mall very often and a couple of tags is pretty weak compared to what I'd get if I were…

Now if Rhino was actually in the movie, that would be nice.

I'd rather have a real hand.

Hahahaha.... you said "holes".

Wow... Probably a good amount.

Windwaker Bundle: $300

Ew.

This. Is. Hilarious.

Smash Bros! Smash Bros! Smash Bros! I made you out of clay.

I love the Wii U game pad and the Wii U Pro Controller is just fine. More comfortable than the PS1/2/3 controller.

I had the clear purple Game Boy Color and the Glacier GBA as well. Good times - I love that translucent look on handhelds. Home consoles... meh... but handhelds? Coolness.

troll.

This dude's 3DS is nasty as hell anyway. I can already tell he doesn't take care of his stuff. Look at the filth building up on the D-pad. Gross. These images may be biased and based on people with poor hygiene and Smash Bros. anger management issues (Myself included with this group in particular... I've destroyed…

Our pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!!

Is Lucas seriously not in it? Like, for sure? If so, that's kinda crappy. I REALLY liked Lucas a LOT. Hmmm... at least I get to be Marth & Roy 40 times over!

Oh... wait...

I'd bang her.

I did that with the Xbox 360 a bunch. That thing was DISGUSTING inside. I once did it for a friend and there were tons of dead bugs in it because he just left the console on the floor. Gross!

This may sound weird, but the Wii U really shines outside of it's games, kind of like the 3DS did early in its life when there weren't any noteworthy games for the system. There are so many "non-game" features that make it a unique and interesting enough experience.

HAHAHAHAHAHA it looks like a penis!