I could not have said it better myself. All of your points are valid. Especially the off-screen play. That's easily been my most used feature and it comes in handy almost every single time I play it. Especially in a household with my wife and my 2 children. All of which tend to want access to the "main" TV at…

Mario Kart! Seriously, me and all my nerdy friends are going to get together that opening MK8 weekend and do some serious karting.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yeah... this is pretty friggin' sexy. Lovin' the "battle worn" look and also diggin' her face. Super cute!

She's goin' HAAAAAAMMMM!!!

I'm very happy with these choices. I've been wanting to play Dust for a long time now. Also, my friend has been begging me for years to get Saint's Row The Third and now I have it (although he probably doesn't even have it anymore, but I digress). I'm not quite sure why people have been so negative about this…

I'd love to play a Hellboy SNES game. I actually liked Hellboy: The Science of Evil. It was cheesy and repetitive and I won't defend it by saying that it's a "good" game, but I did enjoy myself and it seemed to be an appropriate length of game too. Wasn't TOO long and it wasn't too short either.

Mike - I must say, I enjoy your articles far and above most others. Every article I read and relate to is always written by you. That's not to say that I don't enjoy the others, but every time one stands out, it's always you. Thanks. Just sayin'...

HAHAHAHAHHA that was REALLY awesome. Damn... I wonder if it's "that" real or if that guy is just a moron??

Absolutely awesome.

I don't mind stripper Samus at all. In fact... dare I say that I prefer stripper Samus?

That's just terrific.

I laughed at all of this. Thank you so much. (However, I may have reacted just as strongly/retardedly to the video had I been 15 years younger and seen this reveal video this morning)

Sad because you're jealous that I'm 12 or sad because you're not 12 and you're jealous?

Or are you sad that you're not jealous?

What if I was? Does that deter from the statement at all? Or does it add to it? Hmmm... that's for you to decide.

Nothing wrong at all, actually. Hence me leading with the beautiful part. I always picture the Arkham Asylum version of Harley now, which has the ridiculous boobs.. ya know... because it's a video game. Keep on rockin' the cosplay! You look killer!

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5-Year-Old boy discovers that he likes it in the back door.

Uhhh... Hell Yeah!?

Harry Potter didn't work for me. Oh well...

This woman is absolutely beautiful. However, the "perfect" Harley Quinn needs to have significantly more "boobage". But I always IMMEDIATELY look for flaws when people use the word "perfect". Me, on the other hand... pretty much perfect.