I have zero investment in this situation or the rich, boring people involved, but as a fan of a good Sunday roast, I’m compelled to say the beef looks just fine to me. That said, there’s enough fat on a prime rib that you don’t need to rub it with two pounds of butter in a gratuitous TikTok flourish. The potatoes look…

This poor child.

Yup. I hate Ted Cruz as much as anyone, and surely his parenting and being such a huge and divisive public figure have a lot to do with this young woman’s suffering. But also - she’s 14 and she did not run for public office, so can we not breathlessly cover this? I know we all want to own Ted Cruz, but let’s not do it…

Teenage years suck and the added notoriety of being Cruz’s daughter probably makes navigating society a bit harder than it should be. An event like this being plastered over the Internet gives another weapon for people to attack a young woman who has little control over why she’s so notable.

I know this is primarily humorous, but there are plenty of affordable ice molds which come in a huge variety of shapes and sizes. Adding espresso, juice, fruit or other flavorings and colorings doesn’t have to be a huge expense either. This all is just really the homemade popsicle molds of 2020's. My own are just poor…

This is why you don’t lend money or organs to friends...

This story just gets more and more fucked up. This poor kid is so broken, and the judicial system has contributed to it just as much as her rapist did.

Let’s not plush-shame.  Lord knows I have  far far FAR too many plushes I share my bed with, and one always comes with me on trips.  And WHOMST AMONG US would not have a custom toilet seat if we could.

Is there evidence that she is lying? Because many parts of this article basically accuse her of lying about this. Some people are genetic freaks and do have visible ab muscles, even without exercise. Maybe she’s one of them? The blatant accusations that she’s lying aren’t a good look. I don’t get this article. At all.

What the actual.....THIS WEBSITE is very much also responsible for shitting on her and you are referencing it like this isn’t Jezebel? Did you cut and paste this from someplace else?

Yesterday’s dirt bag - Billy Ray Groomed his Fiance that he Met When She was 18

This. So much this. If I were in McNally’s shoes, I would make sure that before he was allowed back he personally and publicly apologized to the staff. He harassed and humiliated them, and he could have gotten them fired. At the very least, he should have to eat some humble pie. Corden is well known as an asshole who…

DID CORDEN APOLOGIZE TO THE STAFF?

This is such a betrayal to front of house. Way to go, management.

Tell me when Cordon walks into the restaurant and apologizes to the servers in the same public way he humiliated them in the first place.

I moved to a new apartment in May and was introduced to the joys of a dishwasher after never having one as an adult. I don’t understand the need to pre-rinse. Sure if something is really caked on or burnt a quick rinse and some scraping probably isn’t a bad idea, but for most every day dishes? It’s just a waste of…

I don’t know if its emotional attachment so much as there is always a bowl that had oatmeal, or a knife that had peanut butter that didn’t get prerinsed and is not fully clean after a cycle in the dishwasher.

I’m pretty sure Sudeikis did not personally serve Wilde with the papers.

“The idea that I had five seconds in the day to be distracted by anything is laughable,” Wilde said. “I was there before everyone. I was there after everyone.” Libatique also denied rumors that he or anyone else had to direct on Wilde’s behalf.

Ahem.

Oh hey there Russian Troll! It’s been a while since we’ve seen you (or that I’ve noticed you). Did you like the story about you and your colleagues?