grumpynoodle
Grumpy Noodle
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JFC, you don’t get botulism or trichinosis from beef. The roast looks great! Rare, as it should be. It is fine to hate on nepo babies, but what this post reveals is just how much the author doesn’t cook.

The best thing I did was stop snacking and finally fit into the promise shirt I bought 7 years ago!

Since you are yourself the child of creatives, maybe you should have recused yourself from authorship of this piece? Connections are pretty much everything, so having connected parents is a giant, Dwayne Johnson leg up on everyone whose parents are totally clueless about the industry. Saying who is and isn’t a “nepo

On the one hand, I hate the term “short king” because I only really started coming into my own once I stopped thinking of myself as short. If I didn’t care, nobody cared. I was just me! And almost every woman I have ever dated - including my wife - has been taller than me. So if I were dealing with “short king”

You don’t have to be rich to have special ice. You just need a freezer, a silicon mold or two and maybe some food coloring. What you *do* need is the desire to spend time making special ice cubes and the space in your freezer to store them.

Agreed! Maintaining a consistent bathroom scenario while traveling is ideal, especially if you have temperamental buns.

Choosing? I never had the choice when I was in NY. No dishwasher and definitely no in-unit laundry. My wife and I managed to make laundry fun by designating Tuesday as “romantic laundry night” where we would put the laundry in the washers, go get a beer, come back and put it in the dryers, go get dinner, then take the

I’m stuck in the greys, and this jabroni gets to rant and rant. There is no justice.

This is old news! But yes, that is what has been happening for years.

The actual study cited indicates that people get less lonely as they get older, or at least that the lonely ones die off quicker. The article, on the other hand, is very light on facts and details. If men are overrepresented on dating apps then of course a large portion of them will fail to find a partner. And I don’t

This is so very fucked. Freedom of speech: OK for racist xenophobes, not OK for people helping women with their medical care.

If Hillary had been elected, Roe would still exist, because there would not be a 6-3 extreme R SCOTUS. So, yes, it was critical for reproductive rights, regardless of what you thought of Tim Kaine.

What makes you think the octopus would survive this? The cockroach, no question.

Yes! The villain is so boorish! And the gratuitous dead kids were gratuitous. Not feeling this season at all.

Season 4 is just bad, period. The villain is boorish and cheesy and Dustin has been reduced to an expository device. What’s more offending than the way Chrissy dies is that everyone else dies in the *exact same way* because some VFX person came up with a “killed by a demon” macro and just hits CTRL-V on each victim.

Who the fuck chokes, slaps and spits on their partner, during sex or otherwise? That is severely weird and wrong.

I saw MM in Pittsburgh in 1994. He got naked onstage and yelled “Any of you 14-year-old girls want to suck my rockstar c**k?” He’s been open about how completely awful he is from day 1. He’s a fucking monster.

I concur that this is a turdpile of a take. And I hate Tom Brady.

You were on strike, fighting for fair working conditions, and you won! Celebrate that.

“GenX Legends Delight All, Headlines Still Focus On Millennials”