This is why it is a moral imperative that healthcare not be a profit center.  See also: education, housing, prison.

Jazzercise FTW!

So the story about his previous forgery seems to indicate that he was trying to make an end-run around the racism of his neighbors, who were opposing the bike path because of “people from the South side.”  Which seems to imply that he would have been OK with “people from the South side” on the beach.  Did I misread…

It’s almost as if the plot for Skyscraper is held together by duct tape.

I really hope the spinoff continues down the trajectory of Hobbes’s real goal of converting Dom & crew from petty car thieves to state-backed assassins.  With all of the gleeful murdering of those poor Russian submarine guards in F8 (including Tyrese himself gunning down the snowmobilers!) it would be a total…

I wouldn’t recognize 99%  of those people, either.

Yeah, someone at Jezebel is getting paid to hype this film.

It was Steven Seagal.

“Sleeping Lion?” More like “Resigned Chicken Dinner.”

I was walking along Rockaway Beach one fine summer day in 2013, looking for my friends, when I passed a DJ playing Clean Bandit’s “Rather Be” and started dancing to the beat. It was true - there was no place I would have rather been at that moment - and it immediately found a permanent home in my heart as an amazing…

Hopefully Lori Rom gets a part that lasts past the pilot this time. She was robbed.

Why even give this trash any visibility?

Agreed, dangerkitten. Those are not burpees. I don’t even *do* burpees and I could see that right away. I also agree that the issue lies with the Guinness organization for so loosely defining the term for record-setting purposes.

I wouldn’t expect an author to be any good at analyzing their own work, so this is unsurprising.

Really?

If the sequel focuses on people who understand the how easy it is to distract blind aliens with things like air horns, radios and frikkin’ glass bottles, I’m all eyes.

Was that white, super-well-stocked bar part of Kelly Cuoco’s house? Because if it was, I want to go to a party there, stat.

The Life Aquatic keeps getting better every time I watch it. Many years from now it will be heralded, rightfully, as his best film.

Now they all are outta work, work, work, work, work, work, work.

Hello, fellow grump.