It’s not fucking illegal for her to release your leaked taxes, you jacknut.

The part that really annoys the piss out of me is that his followers are already putty in his hands, we’re not about to buy into his shit anytime before the heat death of the universe, and the remaining half of the country are so chronically inept and disinterested it’s like a fungus took over their brains and they’re…

The first two days on the job, I felt sorry for him, but now he’s entrenched and complicit in this whole shitshow. I get that you have to do some creative interpretation for your boss, but how do you constantly defend the indefensible?

I would’ve loved to see if the roles were reversed, where the waitress is a getaway driver as a side job to her crappy pay and any other actor besides this guy with a face shaped like a foot was her hot, manic-pixie dream boy she has to save from gangsters and such. With Helen Mirren or Viola Davis in the Kevin Spacey…

I’m fine with the character being named Baby. Ansel does have a baby face after all. Calling the movie Baby Driver, though? Dumb. Kinda of want to see it just because of Edgar Wright. I’m not really into car chase movies, action movies in general really, but I just started dating a guy and he’s into cars so maybe…

So, Edgar Wright is remaking Drive? Neat!

OH MY GOD Tyra is insane

I sometimes lurk the ANTM reddit and all those peeps want Ashley Graham to take over for Rita on the reboot, because at least Ashley has legit fashion cred and knows what she is talking about. Rita Ora is just embarrassingly bad.

Like the majority of people I’m sure, I hate cancer. However, having personally known two women who have died from Ovarian Cancer, may I give this type an especially hearty ‘Fuck You’? (Along with Multiple Myeloma...not enough ‘fuck you’ for that one.)

Congrats to Tyra! She’s perfect for a cheesy show like that.

I don’t think he’s happy. Every time he gets behind that podium he looks like he’d much rather be in a dentist’s chair.

As one of my coworkers yelled at another one of my coworkers, “Only like what I like!!!”

I came here ready to hate this but it’s super adorable that they booked him as a surprise for Maisie. Proceed, you ginger hobbity noisemaker, and make my darling girl happy.

Was Randall a hardcore lush, though?

Come to think of it, Trump is is very much “Big Jim” from Under the Dome too.

Yes. Unfortunely we have no tet and no gunslinger to stop him.

I was listening to The Stand while painting last summer/fall, its parrallels with Trump/Bannon and the behavior of evil people really freaked me out. My husband and I(both semi retired graffiti writers) made “Bannon=Randall Flagg” stickers. I now carry “for jail” stickers and I put them under Trump stickers.

I think you give him too much credit. He’s more of a Lloyd Henreid.

I take pizza order for a living and the second I hear “Za” I know it’s time to talk slower while flipping off my screen.