Every time I think shit’s about to go off, it never does:( I can’t get my hopes up. Il Douche has made so many career-killing (if not outright incarcerating) moves, and they just keep moving him along. I have no faith in the government to do anything about hum.

Having caught some Jess episodes this week, the Jess love mystifies me. I mean, yeah, Rory is terrible, but if Jess treated my kid the way he treated Rory I’d constantly be throwing glitter on him. He did get exponentially better after returning from his walkabout and has great friend potential, but sweet Jebus…

When I was about 5, I approached a group of kids and asked “May I join in the fun?”

Well, it’s not like there are any other issues out there that need to be addressed. Not like education, the economy, health care are suffering...nope, those slutty sluts and their baby-killing ways need to take precedence!

Yep. Church groups and religious private schools would be all over this. If there had been one in my town, I know our nutbag 7th grade religion teacher would have dragged us to it.

Oslo was gorgeous, but kind of staid (at least what I saw. I know I’d need to see more). Helsinki...I fell madly in love with Helsinki. The vibe there is amazing. I want to live there.

Oh my goodness, that last one. Swooning.

I thought it was part of the curse that he couldn’t tell anyone what had happened to him...but I could be remembering a different story.

Good lord, that’s perfect.

Yeah...I’m still amazed Charlie Sheen was able to have a successful career despite having actually SHOT SOMEONE, and that Mike Tyson is seen as a lovable goofball despite having gone to prison for violently raping a woman and then cheerfully victim-blaming her after he got out.

Sorry, I meant that Henry Lee is based on a much older song.

Henry Lee, but then that one’s old, I think.

It’s like a Tom of Finland illustration somehow given life by John Waters.

I don’t understand. A bunch of half-naked guys standing around with white fluid dribbling from their chins...was this supposed to make them look impressive? I mean, it makes a statement, but I don’t think it’s the one they were going for...

Because, even though she was just the nerdy friend, she had some good lines. She was also ditched at a party and ended up sitting awkwardly by herself, which many of us can identify with. Add to that a pointlessly cruel and agonizing death scene while her best bud (who abandoned her) is getting laid, and THEN was…

I bet Buffy could. Or the Winchesters. We need to see some Nazi-ghost- punching, people!

She’s the queen! I got her autograph in the mall where I was working one day. She’s TEENY, but still looks fierce. She’s awesome.

Yeah- she and Surya Bonaly (the French skater with the backflips) were my favorites, but as soon as Kerrigan got whacked I knew it had to be Tonya. Surya reigns supreme:)

Goddammit, that’s a good one. The memes coming out of this have been fan-fucking-tastic:)

That’s what really pisses me off. So many talented people work their asses off and get nowhere because they lack connections. She falls ass-backwards into these glamorous, well-paying, high profile jobs and acts as if she’s doing everyone a favor by merely showing up instead of staying home and snorting coke. Fuck…