Oh my god. I yelled at the screen when he said that. “BIGLY” IS NOT A FUCKING WORD.

That’s what scares the shit out of me. Enough people think that incoherently shouting lies and abuse= authority. Fucking Idiocracy in action here. All he needed to do was bust out a gat and start firing into the air.

YES. I was just saying that to my co-workers this morning!

Yeah. She played to her strengths in this one, as opposed to her Broad City appearance, which came off as kinda stiff and pandering. Obama is naturally funny and could hold his own with Zack, but Hillary didn’t try to be jokey. She was no-nonsense and took no crap, and it worked like gangbusters. I was surprised by…

It’s because they’re so fucking relieved that they can see the light at the end of the diaper tunnel. If you had to deal with wiping someone else’s shitty ass several times a day, you’d act like it was the second coming too. Parenting is extremely stressful, and stuff like that keeps people going.

Yeah. I didn’t mind her voice at all, but the song is boring as hell. The video looks like the garden variety pop star deal as well rather than the crazy spectacle Gaga usually offers up. I mean, they didn’t always work, but they were always interesting.

And his rival is slandered for being cheated on. None of this shit makes logical sense.

Holy crap, that is amazing.

FFS, it’s a reasonable question. It’s an interesting concept, but it might be nice to play something that’s actually fun, as opposed to an “eat your vegetables”-type experience.

When women of color aren’t criticzed for wearing their hair natural at work (or not pressured to straighten their hair for work), then he can talk.

Yeah....as the kid of a heroin addict, my sympathy with the pictured couple is extremely limited. I do think that the system needs to change and the treatment should always be favored over imprisonment and shaming. And while this isn’t the best course of action, sometimes a picture like this can show other addicts…

7. Please, more short sleeve options other than “cap.”

Same. Now I’m starting to wonder if she had something on him...

She had just gotten the heave-ho from Calvin Harris, who was talking trash. Rebounding with Tom Hiddleston would have been sweet revenge. I was on board until the I <3 TS shirt. That was just trying way to damn hard.

I’ve been watching The Night Manager, and he really is a fantastic actor. That makes it all the more baffling- he has genuine talent. I guess he was just that thirsty for the Bond role...or Taylor was blackmailing him. At any rate, he fulfilled the three month contract, he’s free.

It’s a troll. Just ignore him.

I think they must have something big on him. I can’t think of another explanation. He used to be such a rational, decent guy.

I miss 2000 election McCain, before the Koch brothers got their hooks into him. I probably wouldn’t have voted for him, but if he’d won back then, I probably would have shrugged and said “Eh, we’ll see how he does.” Seeing that he’ll still back a guy who called him a loser for being a POW, a guy who consistently…

Word. That’s not even taking into account if you have a booty. I just go with skirts mostly.