I’m guessing a lot of that would be the priest losing his point mid-sentence and rambling off in a different direction. I’m guessing if I were a parishoner I wouldn’t really mind, either...

She seems like someone who should have a vegan Youtube channel.

That thing makes me cry laughing every damn time I see it. And it saved her town! The Lord works in mysterious ways...

Yeah....she seems more like a dumbass who didn’t understand that she was damaging the environment instead of “enhancing” it with her...uh...special artwork. This isn’t a hardened criminal, just an idiot who could stand to learn the err of her ways.

This. I loved him when I was a kid- he was beautiful and so incredibly cool. Thriller was groundbreaking. Then in the late 80's he started acting strange, getting lighter, altering that beautiful face into something warped and weird. By the 90's he was unrecognizable and rumors were all over the place. It was such a…

Yeah...I’d always felt sorry for him as it seemed like he’d been seriously warped by abuse (not that it excuses him), and I always assumed he was like a kid who didn’t know how to handle his impulses and should have been in a mental institution where he couldn’t hurt anyone. This...this is something else.

In their report, authorities described photos of children bleeding, in pain and tormented.

Yeah...it seems like being vegan on its own is fine, but vegan + Youtube = batshit crazy.

I found durian at a local Asian market and decided to see if the smell was up to the hype. I figured if it had such a big following, it couldn’t possibly be as bad as people said. Then I cut the thing open.

Normally it would be good to wait after a breakup, but I gotta say that even if it were just an hour afterwards, I’d be jumping on the Hiddlestrain. I mean...

Damn. I’m just gonna keep on enjoying this. For a while.

Or he’s helping her up on that rock?

Zevran > Hot Felon anyway.

Yep. They all seem terrible in their own special, blonde ways.

My point is- is it awful to not want to have kids? Do I just need to get my shit together and grow up? I feel like that’s it, but I just can’t imagine ever having kids. Am I terrible?

Yeah. I could even understand if there were no witnesses and you just didn’t want to believe your “sweetheart” friend could be capable of something so awful. However, the two eyewitnesses and the police report can’t be ignored; and the fact that she does understand what happened and tries to explain it away…

Yep. I would never do this, but it’s been reeeeeaaaaal tempting at times...

Kellogg was obsessed with poop too, wasn’t he? All of those guys obsessed with stopping masturbation had some pretty strange predelications, and probably a ton of self-loathing. May as well foist that on everyone else than deal with it themselves...

Who gives a shit? It doesn’t matter if Don Draper was hitting on me- it doesn’t matter how hot the propositioner is, if I say no, that I’m uncomfortable with his advances, he should freaking respect that. Sounds like BAWS is a decent guy who doesn’t want to get involved with that hot mess. She’s ignoring his…