Yep. They all seem terrible in their own special, blonde ways.

My point is- is it awful to not want to have kids? Do I just need to get my shit together and grow up? I feel like that’s it, but I just can’t imagine ever having kids. Am I terrible?

I legit laughed out loud.

Yeah. I could even understand if there were no witnesses and you just didn’t want to believe your “sweetheart” friend could be capable of something so awful. However, the two eyewitnesses and the police report can’t be ignored; and the fact that she does understand what happened and tries to explain it away…

Yep. I would never do this, but it’s been reeeeeaaaaal tempting at times...

Kellogg was obsessed with poop too, wasn’t he? All of those guys obsessed with stopping masturbation had some pretty strange predelications, and probably a ton of self-loathing. May as well foist that on everyone else than deal with it themselves...

Who gives a shit? It doesn’t matter if Don Draper was hitting on me- it doesn’t matter how hot the propositioner is, if I say no, that I’m uncomfortable with his advances, he should freaking respect that. Sounds like BAWS is a decent guy who doesn’t want to get involved with that hot mess. She’s ignoring his…

Fair enough. Doesn’t seem like it’s that big of an impediment to circumcised dudes, though...

Yep, all of that. Also, if it were done to control men’s sexual impulses, and to make sure that he is faithful to his wife...

Yep. I said the same thing. Dude said I needed to do my research. Um, I did, hence why I know this, but whatever.

Reading the comments on another forum (bad move), and there are so many dumbasses pulling a “b-b-b-but MALE CIRCUMCISION” argument, as if it’s remotely equivocal. I tried to explain how it’s far more damaging (and that the reasons for it are far different), but the poor persecuted mens refuse to acknowledge it.

Octopus: *raises tentacle*

Yeah...there are stories of him doing wonderful acts of charity, like showing up unannounced in full Jack Sparrow regalia at children’s hospitals and schools. I don’t want this to be true, but it’s very possible for a person to be capable of both good and bad.

“BRINGING A LITTLE GIRL INTO THE MENS’ ROOM IS INAPPROPRIATE AND DANGEROUS FOR HER, SO I’M GOING TO CLOCK HER DAD FOR DOING IT. I’M PROTECTING THE CHILDREN.”

Yep. The current “conservatives” are anything but.

My mom took me to see Pulp Fiction when I was 18.

“I can understand why, I’m a hot little blonde with a well-connected family from the Upper East Side of Manhattan.”

Yep. Not to mention the creepers who think you’re fair game even though you’re barely pubescent, and when you tell them you’re only twelve they don’t see it as a dealbreaker...:/

Also, check out Wacoal bras. I got a gorgeous one on clearance for $20 (I paid serious tribute to the shopping gods that day), and I’m a 40 H. Cute bras for our size are rare, but they exist!