Yeah, it’s pretty much the most exciting thing I’ve ever grown - I still can’t believe it’s working! I have a dwarf tree in a giant terra-cotta pot and it’s actually producing full size lemons 🍋😻

It’s autumn here so I just planted a whole slew of winter veggies and now I’m just waiting for my first lemon crop (5!!) to fully ripen so I can harvest them and prune the gangly limbs which have been driving me crazy!

This is 2017. It is reality.

Here’s your one chance Fancy don’t let me down.

I got into a weird conversation? fight? in front of that same tshirt stand a few months ago, before the election. I thought the lady was joking when she said “that’s my guy”, so I went along with it. Until she dropped the phrase “the illegals” in reference to The Wall. Ugh 😑

My gym (like most gyms?) has televisions on which are usually showing sports or news. I find that having his gross deflated (and yet puffed-up) face in front of me and some kicking ass music on my headphones inspires me to work out harder than any other combination of tv/music. This is the only reason I have managed…

I’m looking forward to seeing this (in Australia, in May!) so much - it’s hard reading raves about a film for months and having to wait to see it. She’s spot on about the fucked up racial dynamics down here for sure -a shopkeeper outside of Melbourne put up a sign last week banning black (Sudanese) teenagers and dogs…

I would like to live in a cabin in northern Finland for a month too! Kiasma museum in Helsinki always has something cool going on - I love this project ☺️

I’ve been dreaming of dinosaur emojis forever! And last week I found that I actually really needed a rock climber emoji and there wasn’t one! 🤗🤣😜😆

Maybe they mean how last year you could use the promo code “Jezebel” to get $50 worth of Lyft credit?

Just make sure to be thorough and honest on your landing cards. I once got held at Liverpool airport and was interrogated in a room for some time because I forgot to list my occupation on the landing card. They thought I wanted to stay illegallay, despite my proof of onward journey, and took apart my bag asking what…

Yup. Both sides of my family have refugees of some kind within the last few generations (late 1800s and mid-1900s) but my dad told me the difference between my relatives and people currently seeking refuge is that my relatives “didn’t expect anything for free”. 😐

Last time I went to NOLA I visited the Ogden Museum of Southern Art and it was wonderful. There is a lot to do depending on which part of town you’re staying in, if you’ll have a car or no, and what your interests are. I like going through every “attractions” listing of TripAdvisor as a starting point!

Also you can make vegan egg whites out of the leftover chickpea juice if your chickpeas are from a can.

If it doesn’t go away by itself in about 3-4 days, it won’t go away by itself and you need to see a doc for some antibiotics. Spoken from experience.

And he’s a cool guy - there’s no way it’s him.

It’s been months since I’ve seen the film and I have a terrible memory, but unless I’ve blocked any thing out the worst I saw was the ridiculous lack of concern for spaying and neutering. Pretty much everyone in the film loves cats and wants to care for them.

History repeating itself. It’s just infuriating.

Go by yourself! My White Night date cancelled last minute and I just said screw it and went by myself - wandered around for about 5 hours, enjoying my own company :)

Damn undercarriage! I don’t know what my floof hates more - being brushed or having the dreadlocks cut out of his fur. I told him to pick one. So now we restrain him and feed him a constant supply of treats once a week while we brush him 🙄