I think it’s even worse than that. I remember seeing someone write (can’t remember whether it was this site or not) that the reason it was easy to root against the original Heathers was because they embodied the people at the top of society (excluding cis-het white men). By having a plus sized girl, a black girl and a…

I think there is something to say about performative social justice and progressiveness but this show isn’t saying it.

I wonder if she’s dumb enough to think that if she quits the government now, Mueller won’t keep asking difficult questions about - say - drafting a highly misleading/false official statement about Don jnr’s meetings with Russian government officials?

What frustrates me about a lot of these studios is not the concept of spin—it’s the fact that you really don’t need any real training to become an instructor. At Soul Cycle, you start at the front desk and get promoted to instructor. There are classes, but it’s not like you need to be certified in ANYTHING.

He’s good with the cyber.

My husband has a fit every time one those commercials comes on. Look at the size of that room!!! Who has a room that big and empty?! He says. Every time.

Okay, fine, I’ll take one for the team:

I bet she has a collection of throw pillow with “funny” wine sayings, too...

Only one thing left to do... get Barron an interim security clearance and put him in charge of White House communications and the Middle East stat!

As a bike racer and commuter, I have always had a problem with calling what they do “cycling.”

The woman in the office across from me just discovered spin two months ago. And now twice a week just comes back from spin lunch and spends an hour telling me all the “hilarious” things her instructor says. She spent two days picking out cycling shoes and showing me each option. (We aren’t in the same department so…

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I have visited Sacramento. I live not far from Sacramento. Sacramento is my state’s capital. Ms. Gerwig, Naples is no Sacramento.

That’s really funny...because the only people who would buy non-evidence-based garbage like those supplements are the same people who would watch a non-evidence-based show.

What are these before and after pictures about? He just got redder and hairier.

I think every adult has their “age group”. I teach middle school and you couldn’t pay me enough to teach any grade below 5th. I worked in a second grade and thought I was going to lose my mind. Others may think I am crazy to enjoy teaching 8th grade.

As a middle school teacher, I am very aware of teenagers’ abilities to roast adults with extreme wit. It is awesome seeing these unwitting adults get their asses handed to them. That age group is underestimated by adults.

Fuck him up, David.

So how do we get him that last strike then?

God I love seeing these fat old bastards get completely destroyed by a bunch of kids.