I think the message here for women is don’t date dudes 15+ years older than you. Or the same age as you. Or younger than you. Just, like, stop interacting with men really. I think after 5000 years of human civilization, we can declare that the experiment has failed. Nice try, good effort, but I think it’s time to…

Remember scumbag assholes, in a murder suicide, do the suicide first.  

That’s so perfect! I find him attractive not because he’s handsome, but because he’s so darn charming. 22 Jump St is genuinely one of my favourite movies.

For me he becomes handsome when he dances or talks: he’s very funny and talented. Just standing around or in pictures he’s like an off brand Ken doll you get at Dollar Tree.

Miller was in her life for much longer than Davidson, Miller was there for her through the horror of the bombing and the concert after it....not to mention what I’m sure she went through trying to help him cope with his addiction. I suspect, like a lot of people, she didn’t break up with him because she didn’t love…

For me personally, a couple of dealbreakers would certainly have been how he repeatedly thanks her after they fuck and never shuts up about fucking her and also when he told an interviewer that he thinks about his father burning to death in the WTC when he is trying not to cum too fast. But maybe that’s just me!

A couple of times in my shockingly long life I’ve had actual hair that long, or damn close to it. No matter how I wore it when it got to that length, it was heavy. Even when the weather cooperated and the humidity was low and the hair smooth, it was heavy. The ends got caught in stuff, like car windows, my purse…

The other day I saw gravity at Barnes & Noble looking for a book on Simone Biles.

Can we see her fool around with rings or the pommel horse at some point? Or would that be too humiliating for the entire sport of men’s gymnastics?

When he dropped her off at her apartment, she saw a neighbor entering the building, told him about the assault and asked him to call the police....When police questioned Gaston a month later....”

“I’m with her” triggering Kanye’s daddy issues has got to be the most ridiculous shit I’ve heard in a minute.

I GUESS.

No, you feel terrible because you got caught and have to face the consequences. If you weren’t a terrible person and fine with it you wouldn’t have assaulted her in the first damn place.

I recently read that it’s incredibly common for men to get into a new relationship faster than women do after the end of a long-term relationship. it doesn’t really mean that he is over you. It more likely means that he can’t be alone. 

My poor little cousin shared her story of assault with her Trump supporter mother only to be told ‘So what?’

I told her that unfortunately, her mom got hers, retired, and fuck everybody else.

I think, between this and the annual Williams-Sonoma catalog review, we have learned that Drew needs to do more catalog reviews.

My fun one is being so tired that I try to take out contacts that I’ve already removed. There have been several occasions where I’ve been pinching my cornea, think that it’s just a dry stubborn contact lens that’s stuck because I fell asleep with them in.

Can you imagine sitting at the thanksgiving table with this despicable Great-Gazoo looking motherfucker?