If the pool is that big, why not have an all herpes cast?

So only tangentially related but...my dad had Medicare part B, the privatized part that pays for drugs and doctors visits. It denied his doctors recommendation of intensive outpatient therapy a few months ago so he ended up in a mental hospital last week which was covered my Medicare part A, the non privatized part.…

lightning quick reflexes — he heard the noise behind him and was gonna jump the mother humping threat but you see the Secrets wisely pulled him back from opening up a can of Hugely Big WhupAss.

(Perhaps “Colostomy Bag?”)

Or maybe for Ivanka. That’s only a maybe.

1.) After over one year of Trump, I believe that Barf Bag needs a new name. It is no longer sufficient. May I suggest hemorrhaging bag? Any other suggestions?

The only thing that would make Trump run into that school would be scantily-clad Russian prostitutes/contacts having a KFC bake sale.

““You don’t know until you test it, but I think, I really believe I would have run in there even if I didn’t have a weapon,”

“Ya know in the old days we used to lobotomize people who were sort of inconvenient and put them away in mental institutions, why don’t we do that anymore?”

Also also Donald Trump:

Donald Trump: I would have totally rushed into the school and taken out that shooter with my bare hands!

Also Donald Trump:

Is there some sort of hot pink cigar I can smoke with this ladyscotch? Preferably one that won’t make my hands/face/hair smell like ass for three days, but really it’s the hot pink that is important to me as a female consumer.

And you can write and tell your friends about it with your BIC ‘for her’ pen.

I admit I don’t know that many women who like scotch very much, but I don’t think it has anything to do with there not being a lady on the bottle.

this will go down smoothly with my lady doritos.

It’s a terrible line, too, because it indicates that his gun control agenda is, well, an agenda, and not his deeply held personal beliefs.

I loved every bit of this. From Rubio trying to weasel out of saying he wouldn’t accept money from the NRA to trying to smooth talk his way through this and give standard campaign speech platitudes instead of real answers then getting his face cracked instead. Also, I’m sick of the whole “I’m a big believer in the 2nd…

Funny thing is that they were respectful. They just didn t let the adults weasle their way out of answers.

Fuck respecting adults! Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with people?! That bullshit is always used to justify authoritarianism, ironically by the same people screaming about government overreach.

Rubio’s sad broken face during this townhall gives me so much pleasure.