Trump is president and Paris Hilton doesn’t look so bad in comparison to the resident famous-for-nothing-celebs. This simulation is not working. Shut it down and start a new one

Meghan Trainor isn’t an actual teenager who somehow escaped church choir?

I fully and truly believe we are watching the rats jump ship. It’s been happening all along of course but this has reached the point where even the most hardcore and ambitious staff are abandoning the wreck. This one’s going down.

Pence is into the Russia mess to his eyeballs. If they don’t impeach him with the rest, it’ll only be to keep the white house for the GOP.

Sounds like something’s going on with Pence too.

I don’t like the idea of betraying confidences because it may cause inside sources to stop talking to the press. That said, if you work for Trump I don’t have a lot of time to fight on your behalf.

Narcissists have a remarkable ability to make you feel special. When you’re good with them you’re the best, they love you, no one else can even compare to how great you are. Then you blink in a way they disapprove of and you’re trash and they’re on to someone new.

I bet this is the anecdote that keeps him up tonight. That’s one weird relationship.

Sanders will be pushing eighty by 2020. At this point I’m all for a mandatory retirement age from politics.

I started it at lunch today, it’s trashy, salacious and 100% believable. That’s what makes it so fascinating.

I’m guessing a lot of these people all individually thought “I’ll be the one to get through to him” except you can’t reason with the egotistically deranged.

It’ll be infuriating. He has every flaw leftists said made Hillary untenable times 100 and they won’t have nearly the same amount of bile for him.

“...parts of Fire and Fury ‘are wrong, sloppy, or betray off-the-record confidence.’”

Yep. I want somebody different. If Sanders run his punk ass better run as an Independent. Don’t be piggy backing and using the Democrats when you see fit.

I’m guessing a lot of these people all individually thought “I’ll be the one to get through to him” except you can’t reason with the egotistically deranged.

Biden if it weren’t for the fact you’re way too old now don’t forget you were only “cool” because you were leeching off of a very cool President.

I like Joe just fine, but the window for his opportunity closed over a year ago. It’s time to quietly retire and cede the floor to the people who—unlike you—will have to live a very long time under the choices they will make.

We’d all take a diseased pile of feces ahead of 45. Uncle Joe can still fuck directly off and stop trying to make things about him.

Well, I’d take Biden over Sanders in a primary— that’s for sure. But I’d rather have someone new run— like Harris, Gillibrand, etc. And if Sanders won the primary, I’d vote for him over Trump in a heartbeat.

Ah yes, I too look forward to another four years of Trump as the left and center-left continue to blame each other for not getting behind whichever fucking candidate is the One Last True Hope, assuming we actually live until 2020, which is in itself seeming increasingly unlikely.