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Adding “-slut” to your brand name is not edgy anymore.

This is how Trump was elected.

This was probably Trump’s way of cutting the electricity bills for his billionaire buddies.

Math. Not even once.

Rational, logical, critical thought is really not a skill evenly spread amongst the population.

$284Billion and her first thought is “oh, my Xmas lights” and not “someone done fucked up?”

I think Jammy Loaf is the Jorni troll. Jorni would use “loaf” in a lot of the burners they created.

It’s a Netflix movie. It didn’t go straight to Netflix, Netflix made it.

It’s so bad, also “Fairy lives dont matter today” is STILL giving me second hand embarrassment days later

The only thing Meghan should have done differently was to wear a modern hat- like a beret. She looks great as she is but playing to American modernity instead of British stodgyness will avoid the Kate comparisons.

Rule # 1: No more remote lockable doors.

You do realize that these rules aren’t put in place to actually stop any kind of harassment or anything, right? They’re put in place so that employees have a harder time suing the company if they do get harassed.

That Kardashian card is amazing because they couldn’t even get the whole family together for the photo, they’re so obviously shot in groups/separately then photoshopped together.

Your mother has fabulous taste.

That brown on her tho... were they worried about her outshining Kate?

Congrats to the Kardashian tribe on their first Gap commercial.

Meghan is going to start dressing like a Brit, I already see she’s getting into hats.

The White Feminism going on in the comments is disappointing but I’m not surprised. Jessica is always talking about diversity but she doesn’t put her money where her mouth is. She has been tone deaf often on this issue. And quite frankly her calling out the lack of diversity was only after a bunch of black women on

“There’s boring, there’s bad, and then there’s ‘Bright,’ a movie so profoundly awful that Republicans will probably try to pass it into law over Christmas break,” David Ehrlich of IndieWire