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The bra start-ups really get me because the 3 or so I’ve looked into all have me go through a sizing quiz that requires my email, then I get the inevitable “sorry we don’t carey your size right now”. Literally all of these brands claim they make a bra for every body type and DD+ sizes aren’t included at all. I’m a

That’s a serious self-esteem issue he has...

You’d think that filling a need in an under-served sector would be braggable, but I guess not when those under-served are fatties.

“We need to launch plus as a separate brand with new fits, new models and new fabrics to ensure that the styles fit and look great.

You know what we didn’t have ten years ago on Jezebel? Male commenters derailing on every article.

See how the red paper is not permanently affixed to the card? He expects that these will be framed by everyone who receives it. It’s likely 11x14 which is a fairly common picture size to be framed. This is absolutely to feed his oversized ego because he thinks that anything from him will be memorialized forever by the

My mother sends the presidential Christmas ornament to my family every year. I was wondering how Cheetolini would mess it up. At first I was surprised as it wasn’t bad, then I looked at the other side of the ornament and he put his initials in big royal fucking font on the back. I have them going back to Bush Jr, the

I don’t know, it is not like she lives in a bubble.

Well that’s the least shocking news I’ve ever heard.

I think it’s neat how, even though Weinstein has been exposed as a disgusting, manipulative rapist, somehow people are still finding a way to blame his crimes on random women who happened to work adjacent to him over the past thirty years.

Rose McGowan Knew.

“Democrats are now tied with Republicans in the Virginia House of Delegates after a recount that put Democrat Shelly Simonds ahead of Republican David Yancey by A SINGLE VOTE. Say it with me: dang!!!!”

OH FUCK OFF! This has NOTHING to do with our “railways crumbling”. This was an engineer trying to slow a FUCKING TRAIN from 80 mph to 30 mph in a short space.

Source: Ezekiel 23:20.

  • The Senate’s Russia investigation is reportedly looking into Our Lady of RT, Jill Stein. [BuzzFeed]

Actually, there’s been thousands of cases of progressive/liberal women intentionally getting pregnant, enduring 6 months of pregnancy and then aborting their child just so they can get likes on Twitter. If it were legal, which thank Baby Jesus it’s not, these same women would willingly endure 9months of pregnancy just

Thank God. I love how forced birthers act as though women are gleefully cruising through a pregnancy until the 2nd or third tri and decide, “ugh, this is really cramping my style, I don’t want a baby after all.” IDIOTS: NO WOMAN WANTS TO ABORT THAT LATE. Any woman aborting that late has either been prevented by her

I don’t think this picture will have the effect that Hodgman wants it to. Because looking at it I’m like, “oh, a father and his daughter!”

I do think the fact that the linked recipe is just instructions on how to brush some butter and cinnamon sugar on pre-made store bought pizza dough should get Batali some bonus demerits. “I’m ‘sorry’ everyone is mad at me, a great man. Here is a ‘recipe’ I stole off a tube of Pillsbury dough.”