If you like some religious hypocrisy, I have a doozy for you.

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Alright, so I have given this a lot of thought. And this is the only logical way it could end.

He’s bloody fucking awful at it, and so is Tyrion. If those douchenozzzles hadn’t decided that kidnapping a wight to show Cersei was such a great, compelling idea, the army of the dead is still milling around north of the wall, dragonless, and three live dragons and an army await them after the presumably considerable…

If Satan ate six buy-one-get-one-free clearance specials from a mystery meat cart at a Mississippi carnival that gave him diarrhea that he was unaware of until an assumed fart revealed itself to be an inadvertent poopburst that leaked out of his anus and ran down his flabby buttcheeks where the shitdripping dried in…

Betsy DeVos should have someone remind her once every day that she A) has no talent, skills, or right that give her the office she has, B) everything in her world is based on the achievements of her ancestors and their accumulated wealth, none of it is hers, C) her power comes from the fact that her parents fucked and…

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Mighty Max - addressing the fact that he is, indeed, trapped in some sort of time loop.

“This website needs to know exactly how tedious I am!” - Binchface

The dance off is a great episode, I like the race too.

There’s one line from one episode of Peep (“I shall call you....Plurp”) that we still trot out now and again to much giggling.

If I have to watch another middle aged woman open blind bags for 20 minutes on YouTube Kids, I’m going to rip my TV off my wall and cancel my internet subscription....

This sounds so much like my son and his obsession with “Peep and the Big Wide World.” It was science friendly and had cute humor that I could appreciate. My son watched it so frequently that his 2nd birthday cake was designed after the three main characters. Flash forward to the age of 9, and I am the one who…

Tire chains for their monster trucks. ‘Cuz they’re monsters, geddit? Geddit?

November 8, 2016. It was a Tuesday.

Any love for the TurboGrafx 16? Loved Bonks Revenge and Splatterhouse back in the day. I had the emulator on my iPhone but lost the app....then it was discontinued...

The picture is actually upside down. It’s mean to be the C in the name Chairface, but the Tick fixed it quicker this time. Now if only we could repair the moon.

On the other hand, you’re bloggers who “Spend the Day Ripping Lines From Reddit,” so let’s call it even.

False. Was not in ALL CAPS.