If you like some religious hypocrisy, I have a doozy for you.

He’s bloody fucking awful at it, and so is Tyrion. If those douchenozzzles hadn’t decided that kidnapping a wight to show Cersei was such a great, compelling idea, the army of the dead is still milling around north of the wall, dragonless, and three live dragons and an army await them after the presumably considerable…

If Satan ate six buy-one-get-one-free clearance specials from a mystery meat cart at a Mississippi carnival that gave him diarrhea that he was unaware of until an assumed fart revealed itself to be an inadvertent poopburst that leaked out of his anus and ran down his flabby buttcheeks where the shitdripping dried in…

Betsy DeVos should have someone remind her once every day that she A) has no talent, skills, or right that give her the office she has, B) everything in her world is based on the achievements of her ancestors and their accumulated wealth, none of it is hers, C) her power comes from the fact that her parents fucked and…

“This website needs to know exactly how tedious I am!” - Binchface

False. Was not in ALL CAPS.

He said heart attacks — not nitrates, aspirin, or beta blockers — are a part of the natural world. "Unfortunately, they mean that some people get sick and some people die," he said. "But the reality is that we can't just fill people with chemicals."