With the help of my young son, I discovered that angry bird rubber toys are almost perfectly pipe-sized. Someone on the interwebs suggested using a wet/dry shop vac to pull it back out, which worked like a charm.

C) her power comes from the fact that her parents fucked and she was born as a coincidence

That sound you hear is thousands of DMing advice bloggers all slamming their laptops closed and storming off to look for new careers. You summed up what a DM’s real (and only) job is about as beautifully as I could imagine.

Had they done that, I can imagine critics denouncing WotC for finally depicting a black civilization, but ignoring the entirety of African culture and heritage.

Someone made something.