I brush my teeth with a Klobb.

I want Trump to be humiliated and impeached as much as the next guy, but can we please PLEASE stop lionizing Mueller as if he’s NOT a Republican fed appointed by George W. Bush? Did we learn nothing from the opening of Rambo 3?

Insert Kaep/RGIII knee joke here.

From evil!!!!!

How about Andy Griffith in A Face in the Crowd?

Hey, it’s a hell of a lot better than what I thought it was going to be with that headline. I don’t need another Seinfeld character dropping n-bombs.

One (of very many) issues with the alt-right is that they absolutely cannot agree on their alliances. Yesterday, I saw a book at work that was clearly meant to vindicate the alt-right, and was very nakedly pro-Trump, anti-liberal. In THIS telling, they interviewed Richard Spencer and jumped through tons of hoops to…

My favorite anecdote about Sanders is that when he was old and senile, he’d go to KFCs in full Colonel regalia and stick his hands in the mashed potatoes.

Senor Frog’s in Myrtle Beach has a similar dress code. I worked at the shopping center it was a part of it, and it was an open secret that the reason for the dress code was to keep the crowd “respectable”. You always want a respectable crowd if you’re pushing jello shooters.

I love how everyone complains about how PC every commenter is, and yet 99% of the comments seem to be some version of “I’m queer and it’s alright”.

wait, are we suggesting that the Queen isn’t fucking terrible?

Controversial opinion: I actually don’t mind Papa John’s pizza. Maybe it’s the result of growing up surrounded by chains, but I don’t hate it. Their cheesesteak pizza is actually pretty great.

That said, I don’t buy it because their owner is an outspoken piece of shit, and this story has certainly not changed that…

He has a good point. I am not going to buy KFC until Colonel Sanders is removed from the board at KFC.

Who could have possibly guessed that the daughter of the guy who made Suspiria would be into spooky witch stuff?

The tone of the Plane Bae tweets immediately made me think of fandom shippers. If you spend more than 15 minutes on Tumblr, you see plenty of people analyzing shows, and using every gesture and word a character makes to prove that they’re in love with another character. This is perfectly fine when dealing with…

I think it’s really gross how people seem to want to turn Asia Argento into Anthony Bourdain’s Courtenay Love.

Incidentally, I’m also not a fan of how Love has spent the majority of her life being a scapegoat in Cobain’s suicide.

As someone who lives in Columbia, and spends a lot of time downtown, I’m still waiting for MSPH to address the employee who came out of the restaurant to support the owner’s racism. 

I don’t understand how anyone can be mad at someone who didn’t like Clinton but voted for her anyway. That vote counted exactly as much as someone who loved Clinton.

I was watching an old RedLetterMedia video the other day, and they got on the subject of Jimmy Fallon, and it was hard for me to disagree with their theory:

Interesting how the “free-speech platform” Gab is the one reporting the tweets. Almost as if their concept of free speech is entirely one-sided.