What can you even fucking say anymore?

It was bad enough how she was treating him, but when she swore at him (“you have changed your story every fucking time”)...people have lost their jobs for less.

Liberals do themselves a disservice when they handle Bill Clinton with kid gloves. When I used the R word at a discussion forum with Unitarian Universalists, you would have thought I came out as a Trump supporter.

He’s everywhere! He’s everywhere! He’s everywhere!

Can the police seize his hard drive now?

Because the people who talk about poor treatment of women in Islamic countries never seem to speak up for women anywhere else.

I recommend Order of the Black Eagle, where special agent Duncan Jax and his pet baboon find the frozen body of Hitler and allow it to melt.

The Wicked Weed buyout was huge news all over, but especially here in South Carolina, just a stone’s throw away from WW headquarters. Talked to my friendly neighborhood bar owner, and his thoughts were that while the flagship beers will suffer in the long run, the craft isn’t going anywhere. Just yesterday, I was…

We need to talk about him, first.

Please tell me she didn’t choose that last name because of Amadou Diallo.

I didn’t know Benjamin Franklin was a black woman. The more you know!

You can absolutely acknowledge that she was a victim, but her son was HER victim, and I’m not sure how acknowledging that is somehow a promotion for domestic abuse.

One of my favorite film quotes: I HAVE A CHILD!!

I haven’t watched the series in a while, but I absolutely adored it. Wore a Home Movies t-shirt to a Dethklok show. I was very surprised that Brendan Small seemed to disappear after Metalocalypse.

Earth vs. Soup and Peter Graves at the University of Minnesota.

“the emotion is so overblown and dramatic that “you can’t help laughing.””

My sister in law is schizophrenic with oppositional tendencies, which is to say she is VERY aggressive. She’s also a tiny, skinny white girl who I doubt is even 5'6". At her worst, she has straight up ATTACKED a police officer. As far as I know, she’s never been mistreated by officers, and both my wife (her sister)…

I was 13, so there was no way my conservative parents would have let me see it, but I was firmly against it from the beginning. And that was almost entirely due to the presence of Jim Carrey. Being in middle school during Jim Carrey’s ascension was a nightmare of people just walking through the halls saying “all…

Alton Brown was recently on Hot Ones, and he had a glass of half and half.

I understood that reference!