Or his decision to store it in a warm, moist, salty place like a cheese factory, or his mouth.

One thing I wish you’d mentioned is Michael Massee, who played Funboy, and was the one who actually pulled the trigger that ended Lee’s life. As you could imagine, it basically ruined Massee’s life as well, and he had nightmares about it until he died in 2016.

“Ha!” - the ghost of Jack Kirby

Is it fair to consider this the frontrunner for worst trailer of 2018?
I would really like to meet the person for whom all the cgi smiles remain creepy and not just goofy-looking.

This is basically Jump Scare: The Movie, and it astounds me when reviewers either don’t mention just how much the film relies on jump squares, or worse, PRAISE THEM as if they’re not one of the laziest and most reviled tropes in the genre.

Knew this was fake when it had Carson standing up for something.

Jesus will return in THUNDERBALL

I thought he invented the coffee table, but I literally have not seen it since its release.

Catch Me If you Can doesn’t have a spectacular set piece?
Whatever, dude.

Flaming hot take: Jurassic Park. Sorry, but I think Crichton’s a terrible writer.

oh yeah. Tons of stuff. From this very site:

Hope Fred Armisen makes this series. Kind of baffled that amidst all the people affected by #MeToo, he seems just as fine as ever.

Big deal. His wife, Nikki Grillos, was on it a couple years back. Won a couple episodes. When she eventually revealed who her husband is, I tweeted at her about burying the lede (not honestly thinking she would respond). She rightfully called me out for defining her by her husband. She’s cool as shit.

How is Gary Oldman’s performance in True Romance as an absolute piece of shit marred by him turning out to be a piece of shit?

Worst Anime Betrayal: Zoya the Destroya and Fortune Cookie

The Terrace?

Oh it has a lot of great aspects, technically. Fantastic costume work.

Any day now, I’ll learn how to read.

And The Crying Game.

I will never understand the praise for Bram Stoker’s Dracula. It’s garbage with a great lead performance. Everyone else in it is absolutely terrible, including Anthony Hopkins, who we know is better than this.