There was a joke on an episode of Garfield and Friends that Wyoming was not actually a state, but a completely empty space. “Wyoming”, Garfield said, was an old Native American word meaning “no state here.”

God, could Grimes please go away

I personally satisfy any urge to get hung up on politics with r/LeopardsAteMyFace, which is full of mostly conservative schadenfreude.

How exactly does one include Homescapes as an example of a comforting game in 2020 and leave off Animal Crossing?

That thumbnail had me sure this was going to be a Clickhole article.

They’re alright, but they’re no Mrs. Potato Dick.

I miss the quaint days when “terrible directing” invoked schlockmeisters and hacks like Uwe Boll and Seltzer and Friedman.

Everyone in this story should be cooked up and served to the homeless.

The only one who has tarnished Cosby’s legacy is Cosby himself. He definitely achieved a lot, but he’s the one who undercut it by being a monster in his spare time.

Loved it. Immediately after finishing it, I called a friend and told him to come over so I could have someone to talk to about it. He loved it, particularly the camera swoops that happen, maybe three times? If it were 20 minutes shorter, I could watch it anytime.

Haunting of Sharon Tate is definitely the worst movie of…

Well if quantity is what we’re using as a metric, then I think we can all safely agree that Nicolas Cage is the greatest actor who has ever lived.

You’re not wrong. I could see that yelling from the rooftop bit actually kind of working if you saw it. Especially if most of the passersby looked confused.

I only made 5 minutes past the point Clift recommended for those wanting the rundown. I’m not familiar with this particular podcast, but it’s super cringe-y listening to the hosts, mostly the guy, keep trying to defend what was clearly a dumb moment. Heather says “if there was a podcast about gay comedians, I might be…

I didn’t make it to three episodes of Invisibilia. They had all these weird twee touches, like literally yelling from a rooftop “you might not need eyes to see!” Then the next episode was about a woman who can feel the emotions she sees other people feeling, and I was just like “oh, so she has an empathy disorder (or…

I remember back in either 2000 or 2001, there was a Rolling Stone article on Hell Houses. To date, I don’t think I’ve ever read another article that literally kept me from sleeping.

Oh man, does Ben Shapiro have to like rap music now?

The jokes really write themselves. I’ll start:
In one role, she had to play an irredeemable monster. In the other, she was just a murderer.

The morning after they leaked the fake rape accusations against Pete Buttigieg they bought the “victim” breakfast at Subway.

but they’re “self-identified Sanders supporters”? Why would a hateful troll lie?

I’ll legit miss you, Moviepass. I contributed greatly to your bankruptcy and let me just say, it was a wild ride.