Sometimes, I wish my GIRLFRIEND had a mute button!

lol Agony

lol Agony

Ignoring the racial slurs...
Ignoring that Chinese food is amazing...
Ignoring that MSG isn’t some chemical invented by the Chinese...

How do you see a guy doing “WHAT’S THE DEAL WITH CHINESE FOOD?” jokes and go “Yep, this is a guy who really has his pulse on comedy in the 21st century”?

I think the best thing to roast Adam Corolla on is that he’s never been able to helm a project on his own, and the only way he can seem funny is to appear alongside humorless ghouls like Bill O’Reilly and Dennis Prager.

Somewhere out there is a dimension where Richard Nixon lived long enough to have a Twitter account.

Sorry, I gotta dispute you here. The Window Next Door is probably the Ito story whose page-turn gets to me the most, and in the anime, she just looked a little gross. 

Why is the dude who groveled on national television for a one-eyed warmonger suddenly telling other people how to make people respect you?

At this moment, the only person still in the race who is polling worse than Tim Ryan is Wayne Messam, the mayor of Miramar, Florida who I found out existed literally *checks watch* five minutes ago.

“Tommy? How’s the peeping?”

More like RUIN Johnson!

Bitch, is this for real?

This is a very small thing, but to me at least is yet another reason for this movie to have aged so poorly. Because it’s 1999, smoking weed is seen as this real revolt against society. Nowadays, you see a middle-class suburban adult smoking weed in a movie and it’s almost the same as having a glass of wine.

I feel like American was aging poorly even before we knew what a creep Spacey was. His performance generally holds up. What doesn’t work for me is Alan Ball’s writing. I first saw this with my friends when we were 17 and 18, and we all thought it was brilliant. I stand by that reaction, as I feel it’s a smart movie…

If you took your cat to a football field and then put one piece of paper that you actually care about on that field, the cat will puke on that paper 100 times out of 100.

Reminder that all these deals come with a human cost. Google Amazon working conditions.

Reminder that all these deals come with a human cost. Google Amazon working conditions.

Trollhunter is really good. I take issues with a lot of the ones they chose for the list (if you’re watching Rec, there’s no need to ever watch Quarantine), but Trollhunter absolutely deserves this designation.

This is a completely inappropriate subject for a joke. You’ve really lost your head here.

For that matter, why isn’t there a White History Month?

Also, the main villain from Goldeneye, Sean Bean.

Honestly, I was impressed with how well he integrated that tragedy into his act. The bit about the old Polish woman was amazing.