“She wanted me out of there.”
I don’t doubt that.

I consider myself about as liberal as they come, but I don’t honestly understand the veneration that Castro receives in some circles.

They’ve had chance after chance after fucking change to “soften” or whatever the hell it takes for them to resemble decent people. I’m fucking done with it. They want to make fun of us because we give a shit about other people’s feelings? Fine. We don’t give a shit about theirs.

This election has really brought out the devil’s advocates. Everyone is like “well, shouldn’t we be trying to appeal to them, instead of alienating them further?”

No. People who support a sexual predator who uses talking points from white supremacists do not deserve to be listened to.

I dunno, I think she has a lot of spunk.

I understand discomfort with “bitch”, but how does someone watch the rhetoric from this election cycle, and feel that calling white supremacists “Nazis” is beyond the pale?

I dunno that Pence would be better. He might the run country less like a shady car dealership, but still right into the ground.

Conservatives are really bad at protesting. I remember when there was anti-gay group planning a nationwide protest of Target for their non-discriminatory stance on bathrooms. Lot of prep leading up to it.

Tapping is insane and seems like it would take forever to get anything.

Elderly scrolls?

He hasn’t talked to his wife, but has he talked to his incredibly sexy children?

As a Southerner (full disclosure: born in Virginia, but lived most of my life in SC) who loves fried chicken, and loves waffles, I’ve never fully understood the appeal of combining them. Maple syrup on chicken just doesn’t make sense to me.

“I was on top of her like a white on Rice!”

That’s my reaction to so many words this election: Hitlery, Killary, libtard, and used less frequently now, Obummer.

I see what you did there.

Did Ming hand a camera to the people on the boat before he climbed out? Because THAT’S the footage I really want to see.

Is there any mental image more fun than Martin Shkreli praising Obama in front of Milo?

That’s how I respond to my dad when he says something terrible.
“Hahaha, Dad, you’re awful...let’s get you out of here before someone asks me to defend you.”

The thing is, the people who support him are gonna say that anyway. So they might as well actually do what they’re gonna get accused of.

In fairness, if it were up to me, those words would never ever appear together in my brain.