That was the Day the Clown Cried.

In the meantime, the Georgia/Carolina game is still on.

My dad did something similar when he was doing Habitat for Humanity and straight up sliced off the tip of his finger. Just drove to the hospital like “well, this is an inconvenience!”

If Ivanka becomes VP, we’ll see a level of sexual tension on a ticket unseen since McCain/Palin.

That dude in the glasses is practically gleeful.

#NOTALLQUARTERBACKS

I’m more of a Grapefruit guy, but otherwise, I’m 100% on board.

I can’t speak for running, but I’ve definitely seen at least one video where a guy rubs one out while biking.

Honestly, I understand that more than Byrd. I do think her RFK statements were fucked up. But it’s super weird to invoke Hillary 8 years ago in response to what Trump says this week.

Honestly, the counter that they’re most obsessed with at the moment is raising the specter of Robert Byrd, a Democratic Senator six years dead, who was a member of the Klan in the 40's.

I hope his toenail falls off, and he gets an infection.

Although I do enjoy how often people get Cousins’ name wrong. My father (a Detroit fan, because we’re a family of sad sacks) enjoy coming up with variations on his name more than watching the actual games. My personal fave: Kurd Cuisine.

Yet another post where you could have just used the header image for the content, and I would’ve said, “how very true. Very insightful.”

“still [doesn’t] know why I lived my life right for 38 years, and then I took this path,”

2016 has not been a great year for douchebag swimmers.

Does anyone have a running count on how many of these roundups have a person shot to death?

I was a little disappointed that we didn’t go more into the “broken down city as a metaphor for the team” territory. There’s a sad romance to it.

I love how even in the child’s drawing, Sanders is the only thing worthy of distinction.

mine too

Poppy seed rolls are for when you get sick of Kaiser rolls and getting false positives on your drug test.