“Horses are not humans” wtf.

What I heard was that she said “every woman at Fox has a Roger Ailes story”.

One of the more surreal aspects of this whole thing is finding myself acknowledging the opinions of Gretchen Carlson, Ann Coulter, and Andrea Tantaros.

That is almost exactly what I do. I also throw in that Jaguars fan “wtf” motion. At the very least, they stop talking like that around me.

Neat how we can get a doctor’s note, but not his tax returns.

Man, I was really rooting for Mallard Fillmore.

I highlighted the short route.

*slow clap*

When I was a kid, I was absolutely petrified of any stinging animal. Mostly bees and wasps. If it wasn’t a phobia, it was damn close. Eventually, I sort of grew out of that.

I was in Winston-Salem during the first few weeks after HB2 was passed, and though I wasn’t exactly polling people, I’ve lived in a liberal bastion enough to know it when I see it. The people who I did talk to (who were admittedly younger than 40) were all disgusted by the law.

Republicans are never racist! In fact, you’re the racist for suggesting that they’re racist! Somehow!

this needs more stars

If Karen Pence had her way, your fictional meet-cute would have even extra never happened.

I bet Joanie hates Chachi these days.

Super polite for him to take the trash off rather than just eat it there like a bearbarian.

But it’s only been actually available to the public for a very short period of time. The complaints about it being a “terrible movie” were going on long before it was released.

What did your grandmothers do that makes people so angry?

And we’re gonna hear what this Clifford Gordon shit has to say for himself, right?

The release of a masturbatory movie in the midst of the scandal is just the cherry on top of that delicious sundae.

I don’t remember the explosion, but I do remember how big a deal it was that a teacher was going into space. We got all kinds of space swag for it, which I thought was pretty cool, despite not really getting the significance of a teacher going up.